Warning: Younger readers may find the following article immature.
Pokemon Battle Revolution
Look at that image and - hand on heart - tell us it doesn't look a million times more fun than the crap biscuit we were given.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero
Throw in some drug and alcohol misuse mini-games and a few side-quests of a debauched sexual nature and - voila - the world's first rock 'n' roll simulator.
Grab your gun and some cold brewskis cos it's time for bird killing and bad language in the awesome new Duck Hunt redux: Duck Guts: F*** Yeah!
Would make God of War look like a flower-sniffing chick flick.
We were thinking a full-motion video version along the lines of Trauma Centre: Blood, Guts and Sexy Nurses.