Game publishers say the stupidest things

Joe Danger's developer reveals insane rebuffs from industry heads

Words: on July 14, 2010

It must be incredibly difficult to be an Indie game developer. Pouring your heart and soul (and potentially second mortgage) into a game, only to be told it's 'not what publishers are looking for right now', must be heartbreaking. But that's exactly what Hello Games heard when they were looking for someone to publish awesome PSN title Joe Danger. Well, almost exactly. Check out this list of reasons that programmer Sean Murray (speaking at Develop) said were given as rebuffs from top publishers in the industry when Joe Danger was pitched to them:

“Name me one popular game with motorbikes”

”Collecting giant coins feels unrealistic to me”

”I can see this working as a Facebook app”

”We love the theme, but with a different game”

”We believe the iPhone will be largely unsupported”

”Can Joe be a monkey? We like monkeys”

Amazing, isn't it? It's reminiscent of those adverts for mobile phone network Orange that you see in the cinema where they shoehorn their own agenda into any pitch for a movie script. But this is real life.

At least the good news is that once Hello Games got the game onto PSN, Joe was a hit, selling 50,000 copies in its first week. Better still, that success story is likely to get even sweeter as more people hear about the game's awesomeness through word of mouth (and all our features about it). However, there is one last rebuff recounted by Murray that worries us more than a little:

”We want games that are less about fun right now”

Is there any hope for our industry?

17 Jul, 2010

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  • FingeredPope

    FingeredPope  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Excitebike anyone?
  • ThatSkinnyGuy

    ThatSkinnyGuy  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Interesting (if depression/rage-inducing) article.

    Only either I've travelled forward in time somehow, or it ain't July 17th, 2010...
  • HonestGuy

    HonestGuy  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    i guess id Rage's gonna need some monkeys too if it wants to go on par with the competition. :P

    MAN, the 'monkey' bit IS fun! :D
  • Spunkweazle

    Spunkweazle  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Can Masterchief be a monkey, we like monkeys
  • philipshaw

    philipshaw  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    The publisher who wanted games to be less fun must have been Actvision
  • NanoElite666

    NanoElite666  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Games that are less about fun? Was he talking to Activision there?
  • speno93

    speno93  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    this gives me a horrible sense of foreboding
  • Taxtm

    Taxtm  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    ...wow. What the hell is WRONG with these people? I guess this does explain a lot though.
  • CandiedJester

    CandiedJester  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Also please make a t-shirt of "Can he be a monkey? We like monkeys." so I can buy it, right now. Pretty pretty please.
  • CandiedJester

    CandiedJester  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Lololol, can he be a monkey.

    Also, "collecting coins is unrealistic" who says a game has to be realistic? Isn't the point that it's NOT supposed to be realistic? Also, Super Mario, nuff said.

    I can kind of understand the games that are less about fun thing, though, maybe. How often do you see a game come out now that isn't focused on the storyline anymore? They are trying to get serious the way good movies are serious, I think thats what they mean. They want to make games that give you the same feeling and deep involvement in storyline as a really good movie, rather than "collecting coins and whatnot, woohoo" since thats what so many games used to be about, and thats getting old. In short, they are trying to grow more mature, I think. And I don't necessarily think thats a bad thing. There's a place for serious games. But I don't think they should cut out fun in games r fun games altogether, either. There is room for both.
  • Cwf2008

    Cwf2008  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    ”We want games that are less about fun right now”

    I think the souls of all gamers died a bit at reading that
  • JayBeat

    JayBeat  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    As zonic505 said.. sorry for being late to the party.
  • JayBeat

    JayBeat  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Mario Kart Wii, plenty of motorbikes.
  • Defguru7777

    Defguru7777  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    I want to punch that person in the scrotum.
  • Duraji

    Duraji  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    "We want games that are less about fun right now." That sounds like Activision to me.
  • TwistOfFate94

    TwistOfFate94  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    No bananas no fun
  • MegaInferno124

    MegaInferno124  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Umm... Anyone remember the random motorbike bit in Final Fantasy 7?

    What was that all about, anyway? :-P
    So random...
  • JohnnyMaverik

    JohnnyMaverik  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Publishers are funny... also massive dicks that should all be strung up and shot. It's ok... Valve can take up the slack, ALL OF IT O.o

    For they are gods -_-
  • 510BrotherPanda

    510BrotherPanda  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    Besides, Justin did a whole article a while ago about how adding motorcycles makes everything more fun.

    http://www.gamesradar.com/f/bikes-in-gears-of-war-2/a-20080425115929406022
  • Zanthis

    Zanthis  - 1 year, 7 months ago  - Report

    I fear for our industry
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