Customized Valentine's Day candy for our favorite games

I truly consider myself lucky today. Unlike some of you single mopes out there, the only problem plaguing me is not having a working computer. So here I sit, with none of the several dozen things it requires to post crap on GamesRadar… But instead of being all doom and gloom, I decided to whip up this half assed feature using the only thing that seems to work on this loaner laptop, Cryptogram’s Candy Heart Generator.

Above: lol, right? I kno!

In the past, we’ve made Valentine’s using our favorite games, but lacking the cleverness and the publishing capabilities, I decided to make tender sentiments tailored specifically to my favorite titles and characters. Because they really do deserve it… and there’s not a whole lot else for me to do right now! Enjoy (or don’t, dicks!)

Feb 14, 2011

Videogame Valentines
Cute, sappy and sometimes witty cards we made for your Valentine's Day celebrations


Videogame hearts you can KILL
Hate Valentine's Day? Take out your romantic frustrations on these pulsating love muscles


The Top 7... Cringeworthy kisses
When these characters lock lips, the results are more repulsive than romantic


  • diddly - February 15, 2011 6:44 p.m.

    @GamesRadarChrisAntista You should have changed the Rape one to a picture of donkey kong and made it R-ape. Just saying
  • philipshaw - February 15, 2011 3:53 p.m.

    Classic Chris
  • FanofSaiyan - February 15, 2011 2:30 p.m.

    No heart candy for Kratos? I think it would say something like: "By The God of love!"
  • Ulukai - February 15, 2011 11:35 a.m.

    Loved the "Nicole is Dead" one. Yes its Dead Space MikeT =).
  • Spybreak8 - February 15, 2011 8:36 a.m.

    I liked the Mass Effect one and if you did too check out Bioware's official awesome ones:
  • super0sonic - February 15, 2011 7:50 a.m.

    awww man this is so silly and lolrandom!! I love it.
  • MikeT - February 15, 2011 4:52 a.m.

    Kick Gum, Chew Ass? That's dumb. "Nicole is Dead" Hilarious1 Even though I've never played Dead's Dead Space right?
  • CoktorBloktopus - February 15, 2011 3:34 a.m.

    love it the nmass effect one touch me in a special way.
  • JuliePeesgood - February 15, 2011 3:05 a.m.

    Haha this is awesome.
  • NightCrawler_358 - February 15, 2011 3:04 a.m.

    This article wins. PERFECT.
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - February 15, 2011 2:22 a.m.

    @TheWebSwinger CANDYGRAM! God, I wish that word would've come to mind while putting this string of idiocy together!
  • TheWebSwinger - February 15, 2011 2:18 a.m.

    Get 2 the resonator would probably make for theeee most hilarious candygram.
  • lovinmyps3 - February 15, 2011 2:07 a.m.

    Kick gum, chew ass. lulz
  • Yeager1122 - February 15, 2011 1:47 a.m.

    If only they would put these on the actual candys.
  • Clovin64 - February 15, 2011 1:47 a.m.

    That Mass Effect one seems so appropriate right now because I've spent all Valentines Day flirting with Garrus in ME2. Awyeah <3
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - February 15, 2011 1:45 a.m.

    No need for that @CancerMan That one wasn't supposed to post unless we all agreed it was funny. Which we didn't, including myself - and I made it! Either way, I posted it on my Twitter if you'd like to experience the scandal that never happened first hand
  • Aforextreme - February 15, 2011 1:42 a.m.

    Last one had me laughing pretty hard. Good job, Chris!
  • batmanboy11 - February 15, 2011 1:39 a.m.

  • CancerMan - February 15, 2011 1:33 a.m.

    backup link to the Bulletstorm candy because I'm bored and paranoid:
  • CancerMan - February 15, 2011 1:29 a.m.

    Ha, the rape candy was removed! Ah but I have a cache:

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