CONTEST: Win a kickass LA Noire prize pack

Listen up Noir fans! LA Noire has become a fairly divisive game around our office, but I for one don’t care. I love me some film noir, so I thought it’d be fun to remove LA Noire’s music track and insert iconic scores from some of my favorite film noir movies. And I was right! Don’t just holla if ya hear me – Name the FIVE films that the songs in our video originally appeared in, in order of appearance, and then enter for a chance to win a ridiculously cool LA Noire prize pack including the game on the platform of your choice!

TO WIN: Simply email your answer entries to with “LA Noire Contest” in the subject line, and the entry like this:


Obviously, you’ll be filling those numbers in with the names to those five films as they correspond to the video. Film Noir fans should have no trouble, but I may offer hints in the comments below if you’re stuck. Here’s what’s on the line:

-LA NOIRE on PS3 or 360 - (Take it outside, fanboys!)
-LA NOIRE Globe Lighter - (Straight from the Bamba Club!)
-LA NOIRE Parnell’s Soup Can - (Filled with green Pea-ness!)
-LA NOIRE T-shirt - (Just like they wore in the 40’s!)
-LA NOIRE Serial Killer Magnets - (For the sociopath in your life!)
-LA NOIRE Fancy Evidence Journal - (Notes!)
-LA NOIRE Pencil case - (Holds several pencils!)
-LA NOIRE Pencils - (Compatible with LA NOIRE Evidence Journal!)
-LA NOIRE Stickers - (Better than an Achievement/Trophy!)

-LA NOIRE on PS3 or 360
-LA NOIRE T-shirt
-LA NOIRE Serial Killer magnets
-LA NOIRE Evidence Journal
-LA NOIRE Pencil case
-LA NOIRE Pencils 
-LA NOIRE Stickers

-LA NOIRE T-shirt
-LA NOIRE Stickers

Email your answer entries to Must be a North American resident over the age of 17. Contest ends June 3rd. NO SHAZAMING, ya cheaters!

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  • HyBriDFuRy - June 4, 2011 5:06 p.m.

    So who won? When does the winner get announced? How would we know who won? I just want to know who won.
  • FlikNightshade - May 31, 2011 11:04 p.m.

    Love the contest. Crossing my fingers now.
  • TheKittyMan - May 31, 2011 8:24 p.m.

    Sent it in. *crosses fingers to win* :D
  • twishart - May 30, 2011 11:07 p.m.

    I would kill myself for that lighter.
  • Articblaze - May 30, 2011 6:54 p.m.

    I just watched #4 yesterday and now i want to watch it again.
  • smallberry - May 30, 2011 7:03 a.m.

    Damn I'm finally eligible and I only know 1 out of the five.
  • Cheech360 - May 29, 2011 11:58 p.m.

    got em! Ahh yeah! The detective journal would be badass.
  • jonpcab - May 29, 2011 5:19 p.m.

    Actually super easy! Want some hints? 1. Curtis Hanson 2. Robert Rodriguez 3. Orson Welles 4. Robert Zemeckis 5. Roman Polanski
  • pkozyra64 - May 29, 2011 6:33 a.m.

    Such an awesome kit.
  • onewingedantista - May 29, 2011 1 a.m.

    Knowing Chris did it, I guess: 1. The Warriors 2. The Warriors 3. The Warriors 4. The Warriors 5. The Warriors Captcha: bar ndinforu That's just fucking pathetic.
  • Sensationo - May 28, 2011 10:11 p.m.

    That was freakin tough. Think I got them all correct but I am not so sure.
  • steveboy32 - May 28, 2011 9:39 p.m.

    Hahaha fuck off! Man up so what if you don't win you gona cry little baby? :'(
  • HyBriDFuRy - May 28, 2011 8:29 p.m.

    stop spoling, you guys* Steveboy32 just gave it away...
  • HyBriDFuRy - May 28, 2011 8:28 p.m.

    Wow... spoiling guys. Obviously the people who got all 5 earlier gets prioritized first right? Steveboy32, I hate you. You can't do that... wow you just gave it to everyone. Derp
  • steveboy32 - May 28, 2011 6:48 p.m.

    Well seeing as the buttholes at gamesradar have made this northern american exclusive here is some help from bonnie scotland! 1. La confidential. 2. sin city. 3. touch of evil. 4. (the only one i didnt get sorry!) 5. chinatown. ps none of those are garunteed to be right so use them at your own perril!!!!!! and enjoy if you win! (you lucky cunts!)
  • Spocksjock - May 28, 2011 6:35 p.m.

    Damnit 1 and 3 have me completely stumped I would love this though. The weird thing is I have probably seen the movie jsut don't remember the theme
  • Kyo - May 28, 2011 6:28 p.m.

    Damn I love that globe lighter, I have everything else in the grand prize(won a contest) except the stickers.. but like I said, Damn I love that globe lighter.
  • RTTH - May 28, 2011 6:17 p.m.

    Wait, got it!
  • RTTH - May 28, 2011 6:15 p.m.

    Ah dammit, I got all the way to #5 no problem. So close and yet so far. :(
  • philipshaw - May 28, 2011 1:10 p.m.

    Why do I have to live in the UK? I know all of these

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