• MeanwhileGuy - July 23, 2014 10:25 a.m.

    Peter Dinklage in Destiny, anyone? "That wizard came from the moon!" ... Delivered in the most bored sounding tone since I saw Michael Madsen in the Bloodrayne movie.
  • MyFallenHeroes - July 23, 2014 10:19 a.m.

    Personally I love Onimusha 3, and thought Jean Reno was great. The entire Onimusha series was amazing, and I would love to see an HD remaster of it.
  • nolraitru - April 16, 2014 6:57 a.m.

    RA3 and Postal 2 were both the most tounge-in-cheek sort of games that have ever come out. The performances weren't supposed to be mind-blowlying good. They were supposed to be silly. Don't even know why they were included on this list.
  • jack-hentschell - April 30, 2013 11:36 p.m.

    Christopher Walken was AWESOME in The Ripper. Easily the best thing in that entire game.
  • db1331 - April 29, 2013 12:19 p.m.

    If you're ever watching a movie or playing a game and Christopher Walken shows up, you just shut the fuck up and be GRATEFUL for what is about to come.
  • cbrinkmann1981 - July 23, 2014 11:12 a.m.

    Correction: If Christopher Walken shows up in a movie or game, you shut it off immediately and play/watch something you know doesn't have him star in it.
  • KidKatana - April 29, 2013 2:16 a.m.

    Considering 'blanc' is French for 'white', a Jack Black joke was ill-advised. Particularly because there totally is a celebrity called Jack White.
  • GR_LucasSullivan - April 30, 2013 8:59 p.m.

    CURSES! But now I know
  • DeathbyFira - April 28, 2013 8:57 a.m.

    are you kidding me!!!! Jean Reno was awesome in Onimusha 3 lol. but i don't think he voiced over his role i think just the French part it was Paul Mercier who did his English lines. Also Samanosuke wasn't in the 2nd one had a different protagonist named Jubei Yagyu who i thought was pretty cool but Samanosuke has been in 2 of the main games, 1 and 3 that's it
  • BombardierBob - April 15, 2014 3:32 p.m.

    I have to agree Jean Reno was awesome. I take it Lucas Sullivan never seen the film Wasabi with Jean Reno running through Japan.
  • ciaran-j-utting - April 28, 2013 3:20 a.m.

    Bruce Willis was in some shitty PlayStation game called Apocalypse, which I'm afraid to say I owned.
  • mafyooz - April 29, 2013 4:27 a.m.

    I'd forgotten all about that pile of crap, my mate had it and the only things I can remember are jerky animations and him yelling out stuff about opening cans of whup-ass every 2 minutes!
  • Tranquilbez34 - April 27, 2013 10:43 p.m.

    I can't think of any bad ones except for when Guitar Hero featured dead artists such as Kurt Cobain and Johnny Cash and you could make them sing Public Enemy and No Doubt songs all day. I was gonna say Mike Tyson in WWE '13 but he was a huge part of the Attitude Era and the fact he has never been taken seriously since he retired
  • Mumb00 - April 27, 2013 2:06 p.m.

    SegaCD also had Corpse Killer and was about as terribly acted a game as any other FMV game out there. The only actor that I recognized, and supposedly this was a selling point since it was mentioned on the back of the box, was Vincent "GET OFF MY TRAIN!" Schiavelli as the main villain. His introductory scene had him hamming it up real badly and when his character needs to proclaim his existence, he sure does not do it with an inside voice.
  • RedHarlow - April 27, 2013 10:37 a.m.

    Scarface: The World is Yours has a ridiculous amount of famous people as voice actors.
  • steven-kelley - April 27, 2013 6:13 a.m.

    Jean Reno in Onimusha 3 was great. Of course you all the other examples you picked were the worst. What about Malcolm Mcdowell in Fallout? Excellent. Chow Yun-Fat, Ricky Gervais, from what I can tell atm Ellen Page. Game developers have learned a lot and this is one area they are constantly getting better at.
  • mafyooz - April 27, 2013 1:15 a.m.

    I thought Jean Reno was great, and given that the only viable alternative I can think of at the moment is Gerard Depardieu (my apologies to every other French actor on the planet), I think they chose pretty damn well
  • AtlanteanLancer - April 27, 2013 12:17 a.m.

    im not french but i though Jean Reno in Onimusha 3 was pretty kickass !
  • jameseverett - April 26, 2013 5:12 p.m.

    Did you guys never play Red Alert 2? The cast played that in exactly the same way, and Ray Wise was great as a 'hammy' version of the U.S President. Red Alert 2 character's were played just as straight as RA3 was.
  • Mumb00 - April 27, 2013 2:08 p.m.

    Did it seem strange that Kari Wuhrer got replaced by Jenny McCarthy for that role? Probably not since she must have seen how ridiculous her performance was and didn't want to reprise her role several years later, but still, they look not one bit alike.

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