Burnout Crash! trailer features David Hasselhoff for some reason

We’re… sort of confused by what we’ve just seen. This is technically a trailer for Burnout Crash!, but instead of focusing on exploding cars, it features David Hasselhoff (the same David Hasselhoff that appeared on episode 42 of TalkRadar) in a silly outfit dropping an egg on an ice cream truck. Why? We don’t know, but if you’ve ever wanted to see David Hasselhoff put on a costume and dance in front of the Kinect, this might be the only chance you’re going to get.

Hasselhoff is showing off the game’s party mode, which takes the typical Kinect gestures and replaces them with silly motions like flapping arms, squatting down, and, yes, laying an egg. Though it’s strange that they went with ‘Hoff, we have come up with a theory on why he would make an appearance that not only makes sense plot-wise, but ties into Knight Rider. We’re not going to bore you with the details, but it involves a blood debt, Red Alert 3, Libyan terrorists, and time travel. You can figure the rest out for yourself, it’s not all that complicated.

So… what do you think? Does this trailer make you more excited to play some Burnout Crash!?

Sep 21, 2011


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  • Crypto140 - September 22, 2011 12:53 p.m.

    Well....... At least this is one more thing that I can cross off my "Things I have seen" list.
  • Hobogonigal - September 22, 2011 2:41 a.m.

    WTF just happened... I think this has seriously put me off ever looking at a kinect again, never mind buying one!
  • taokaka - September 22, 2011 7:11 a.m.

    Or has it actually put you off ever looking at David Hasselhoff again, or buying your very own 80's TV star.
  • Hobogonigal - September 23, 2011 12:53 a.m.

    Maybe both.
  • GAYMER - September 21, 2011 7:35 p.m.

    00:32 "DON'T ASSE THE HOFF"??
  • soranamineforever - September 21, 2011 4:19 p.m.

    I want a commercial of Child of Eden of the PS3 featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Why? For the same reason this video was created: Who gives a bleep?
  • 510BrotherPanda - September 21, 2011 3:41 p.m.

    Why did it sound sort of like B-52's "Rock Lobster" was the background theme? I don't get this.
  • Robx - September 21, 2011 3:27 p.m.

    Brix were shat.
  • Redeater - September 21, 2011 3:20 p.m.

    At least this isn't as bad as when he was inexplicably whoring out Ready 2 Rumble.
  • Redeater - September 21, 2011 3:25 p.m.

    Actually I'm still waiting for his new game to come out. The one where you have to mug in front of the kinect and drunkenly eat a hamburger. Also.....does anyone even use the crash/cat screeching sound effect anymore? This reeks of early 90's "cool" Nintendo ads.

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