Google+

Best of GR videos: 3 whole minutes of ass farts and butt shit!

The only thing more heartbreaking than an article that performs poorly, is a ball breaking, time intensive video that does poorly. Originally titled “Gaming’s most important farty butts,” was - and is to this day - the longest work endeavor I’ve ever embarked on at GamesRadar. I was new to the team, ambitious, and couldn’t believe that it was now my job, even met with enthusiasm by upper management, to get the most comprehensive video of game characters farting and shitting ever.


With a song in my step, I began researching farts on Tuesday (seriously, and intensely “researching farts!”) On Wednesday, I began procuring the needed games. I began capturing footage on Thursday, and somewhere between not realizing I’d have to play hours into over 20 games and learn to use Final Cut for the first time, this video was completed following working all weekend and an all-nighter or two.


WARNING: This singing pile of shit has had his language censored for your protection!

AND NONE OF YOU GAVE A SHIT! It took a long time to forgive you, stupid internet! But just as I gave you another shot, so too is this failed video from that ill-fated article, internally known as “The Farticle” to this day. Just so you know, the song used is by “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” by Dream Academy, which you may remember from the art museum/appreciation sequence from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. I thought it was appropriate.

Mar 4, 2011

We Recommend By ZergNet

19 comments

  • flabslapper - March 5, 2011 1:25 a.m.

    I give a shit Antista...I give a shit ;_________;
  • kingsmikefan - March 5, 2011 1:43 a.m.

    The farticle...hahahaha
  • TyrannosaurusTexMex - March 5, 2011 1:43 a.m.

    These collectives of the greatest stench in gaming have gone unsung for far too long! I hereby award you a trophy of great prestige and honor, a trophy that only you are worthy: The Great Golden Buttocks Award for all things Fartery. You sir, have earned it.
  • Spybreak8 - March 5, 2011 1:45 a.m.

    Haha I was just replaying Castle Crashers a few days ago and played that level. FUnny shit, believe you me.
  • Bobo93 - March 5, 2011 1:48 a.m.

    that smell a kind of smelly smell a smelly smell that smells ........smelly
  • Rash86 - March 5, 2011 2:09 a.m.

    Holy Crap! I just got done listening to the talkradar where this was talked about as well as everyones poop stories. (chris pooping cement on a sunday at work and trying to hide it from the cleaning staff was freaking hilarious :P)
  • Shagnasty - March 5, 2011 2:15 a.m.

    Haha I remember this as the article that made me pledge my allegiance to GR. Without you, Chris, I'd still be a horrid Gamespotter.
  • ninjaemperor - March 5, 2011 2:39 a.m.

    Hey man, I gave a shit, I always loved this article/video :D
  • genequagmire - March 5, 2011 3:35 a.m.

    Best.......headline......ever
  • MrDuracraft - March 5, 2011 4:12 a.m.

    I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND S#!% DOWN YOUR NECK Also, The Farticle *giggle*
  • QWERTYCommander - March 5, 2011 4:45 a.m.

    I remember this article. I gave a shit. I thought it was one of the best articles on here.
  • Yaro - March 5, 2011 7:41 a.m.

    Firs time I saw the fart in Comix Zone on sega genesis I was like O.O
  • AndIThoughtHeSmelledLikePizzaOnTheOutside - March 5, 2011 12:18 p.m.

    I know you would never go through the trouble of updating it, but I wonder what recent games could be added.
  • philipshaw - March 5, 2011 1:23 p.m.

    This is one of my favorite articles on GR, I was sad that it didn't get the recognition it deserved
  • BubDot - March 5, 2011 5:55 p.m.

    Damn, I was looking foward to face farts and belly button shits.
  • AlpineGuy - March 5, 2011 9:33 p.m.

    Truly a legacy worthy of the Antista name.
  • Sathan - March 5, 2011 10:20 p.m.

    Classic
  • porjos - March 6, 2011 2:16 a.m.

    I need to poop now...thank you Christopher
  • SirCheesedip - March 6, 2011 3:42 a.m.

    That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard... I think I shed a tear. BRAVO!

Showing 1-19 of 19 comments

Join the Discussion
Add a comment (HTML tags are not allowed.)
Characters remaining: 5000

OR…

Connect with Facebook

Log in using Facebook to share comments, games, status update and other activity easily with your Facebook feed.