Artificial Stupidity

The worst (and funniest) enemy 'intelligence' in gaming exposed

We can happily type that into one without fear of reprisal as the office PCs don't have robotic arms (yet). So for now, we can laugh – as will you. Bring it on.

Crysis (PC)
As we understand it, most of the videos on YouTube of Crysis' allegedly poor AI come from the pre-release demo of the game or player-created maps. So don't think this is necessarily the final game being rubbish. Still, there used to a be a bridge there...

Then there's the conversation that becomes decidedly one-way...

And finally the realisation that you're in too deep (the AI characters die in water for some reason). But maybe some spectacles are in order?


The longest-serving GR+ staffer, I was here when all this was just fields. I'm currently Reviews Editor but still find time to speedrun Sonic levels and make daft Photoshop articles.
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