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Worst attempts to appeal to bro gamers

Oh bro-ther, these games are an insult to bros

Words: , Lucas_Sullivan on May 17, 2012
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  • TCMU287 - May 17, 2012 5:09 p.m.

    I would include the entire cast of Gears of War on this list. I mean, the games are pretty good, but it baffles me whenever people mention the series' "story" or "character" in the same sentence as "good." Especially Cole Train. Worst fictional character of all time. Made me want to punch the tv.

  • archnite - May 17, 2012 9 p.m.

    Keep it cool baby

  • zombi3grim - May 20, 2012 2:22 p.m.

    WHOOOOOO! Here comes the COLE TRAIN!!

  • talleyXIV - May 17, 2012 4:55 p.m.

    Although I was not interested in Prototype 2, I thought those commercials were great. Very sad and whenever I hear "Hurt" covered by Johnny Cash I feel a strange mixture of depression and happiness.

  • archnite - May 17, 2012 8:57 p.m.

    My favorite part of the internet for the week when Prototype 2 came out was the thirty seconds of Johhny Cash before every video. But that commercial was the most cliched parts of Halo's live action and Gears of War's mopey song over violence.

  • MetallicaDan - May 18, 2012 3:06 p.m.

    I agree with you, every time that commercial came on I'd un-mute the TV and listen to it.

  • Redeater - May 17, 2012 4:08 p.m.

    .....gimme a crab juice.

  • Net_Bastard - May 17, 2012 3:52 p.m.

    The X-blades sequel, Blades of Time, is pretty good though. At least Ayumi wears pants in Blades of Time. They're short shorts, sure, but she's still more clothed than in the first game.

  • Japanaman - May 17, 2012 3:50 p.m.

    Ah, the disasters we avoided, SSXXX, DOAXXX, XXX-Men, XXXXX, and so forth.

  • Rainbow-Carnage - May 17, 2012 1:10 p.m.

    I could be wrong about this, but I thought the Guy Game was pulled from shelves because one of the girls was under 18.

  • talleyXIV - May 17, 2012 4:55 p.m.

    Yeah it was.

  • birdro - May 17, 2012 12:35 p.m.

    The X-Blades spiel was probably my favourite part of the article, Ivy gets so much hate :P. Also, in the guys game paragraph, you called the fake You Don't Know Jack game You Don't Jack, which is crazy cause Bros definitely do.

  • MetroidPrimeRib - May 17, 2012 12:25 p.m.

    Game Fuel tasted good. Better then regular Mountain Dew, at least.

  • db1331 - May 17, 2012 6:16 p.m.

    You've said some horribly offensive shit on this site before, but I find this to be the most disturbing. Take it back! Also, the entire Halo franchise seems kind of bro-ish to me. There's no denying that it's a bro favorite.

  • ObliqueZombie - May 18, 2012 1:05 a.m.

    For once, I agree with you entirely.

  • ObliqueZombie - May 18, 2012 1:06 a.m.

    I'd say it USED to be. Now it's Call of Duty. Something very tiny, very faint in me wishes it would go back to Halo taking the top seat. :(

  • onetimebuster - May 17, 2012 12:24 p.m.

    I saved a halo themed mountain dew drink for over 2 years to see how much worse it would taste overtime and one sip made my stomach die.

  • onetimebuster - May 17, 2012 12:21 p.m.

    The end of that prototype 2 ad made me think of a really bad godzilla film it looked so corny and not good corny like the godzilla movies pull off

  • alecbeals - May 17, 2012 12:49 p.m.

    I noticed that too, the rest of it was alright, and the falling scene was really good but then they just had him lean forward and moved the scenery behind him, very cheap/

  • FierceVoltage - May 17, 2012 12:19 p.m.

    I actually really liked MTN Dew Game Fuel...

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