6 ways Army boot camp is getting tougher for gamers

While we already detailed what advantages FPSers might have in the military, we figured it’d be a good idea to check out what exactly the Army has changed to make boot camp harder for gamers.

Turned off auto-aim

 Above: We went ahead and replaced your hax with Rexy here. 

Replaced Mountain Dew with water in Camelbacks

Above: The first step in the “Dew Eaters Rehabilitation Program” (D.E.R.P) is admitting you have a problem.

Replaced high tech Counter Strike “run faster” knives with standard issue ones

Above: "Woah there private! Put that knife away and let your squad catch up!”

Removed mini-map

Above: “What do you mean I have to go into that building not knowing where anyone is?!”

Turned on friendly fire

Above: “Sarge, I got this guy!” “No Private! He’s right beside me!” BANG *Court-martialed*

Soldiers no longer allowed to call in 7 attack choppers, an AC-130 and a tactical nuke during every skirmish.

Above: Someone spotted a mean looking stray dog walking too close to the base.

Mar 24, 2010