• Articblaze - August 10, 2010 11:31 p.m.

    A new racing game Just makes me want to declare Who gives a rats ass!
  • Whoissheandwhydidshesayit - August 10, 2010 11:21 p.m.

    Just beat Mother Brain Feeling very proud right now Samus is a chick?
  • Shenlong4517 - August 10, 2010 11:05 p.m.

    Street Fighter ones were effing hilarious. Totally agree with your Cammy sentiments. Keep up the good work, thanks for making my day!
  • shyfonzie - August 10, 2010 10:55 p.m.

    I'm facing Ho-oh Hastily use Master Ball I'm fucked for later Infiltrating base Soldiers, easily distracted By pornography Another whiny teen With impossible hairstyle? Must be Japanese. May be man or pig, But always defeated by Boy wearing green dress Our fav red plumber Is getting repetitive? Shoot him into space!
  • Defguru7777 - August 10, 2010 9:51 p.m.

    Never been much the poet, but I did enjoy a lot of these. Sample of favorites: Shepard gets space AIDS. Ninja bear attack. Kratos in hell for five minutes.
  • Clovin64 - August 10, 2010 9:48 p.m.

    Erm...I dont really know what the heck a haiku is. Bloody school taught me nothing! You're right though, Jack is no John Marston.
  • WickedSid - August 10, 2010 9:34 p.m.

    CrumbDunky Really Don't know, What haikus are like. Maybe he should stop.
  • crumbdunky - August 10, 2010 9:26 p.m.

    ^^not calling you GR guys fools, you understand? But who is the bigger fool? the fool or the fool who follows him? Mum wisdom that I STILL do not get. See how pointless it is educating us? Or do I mean something else?
  • crumbdunky - August 10, 2010 9:24 p.m.

    GR, can't write poetry at all shouldn't try educating us fools
  • Ridgley - August 10, 2010 9:12 p.m.

    Thumbs up for including Demon's Souls!
  • nuno004 - August 10, 2010 8:53 p.m.

    i thought one up: stupid plumber man saves her every time DAMNIT! stuck in dejavu
  • 5DollarFootlong - August 10, 2010 8:51 p.m.

    "hairy monsters will appear." well-played.
  • GameManiac - August 10, 2010 8:43 p.m.

    The Halo and Street Fighter haikus were funny as shit. There should be more whenever able.
  • 510BrotherPanda - August 10, 2010 8:39 p.m.

    @Brett No, Twilight is right, 'real' is two syllables. Like 'REE-ALL', I know, you pronounce 'CRAY-ONS' like 'CROWNS', Brett, you said it in the podcast once. It probably has to do with you being originally from the Mid West.
  • GamesRadarBrettElston - August 10, 2010 8:24 p.m.

    @Twilight Hm, that's five syllables. Each word is one, five words.
  • CH3BURASHKA - August 10, 2010 8:21 p.m.

    I'm pretty sure there has already been a haiku feature, and haikus in general are the easiest thing to crank out, but they're always welcome. There's something strangely calming about 3 lines and 17 syllables - it's a bite-sized story that goes down easy.
  • TwilightBlaze - August 10, 2010 8:14 p.m.

    "Just like in real life" in the Bayonetta one is six syllables, not five.
  • KiwiCommander - August 10, 2010 8:11 p.m.

    haha nice one GR
  • spawny0908 - August 10, 2010 8:11 p.m.

    "Jack is all grown-up Still sounds like a whiny kid You’re no John Marston." AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • slickmcwilly - August 10, 2010 8:11 p.m.

    the halo ones literally made me lmao, great feature jordan

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