5 tech demos that were miles better than Milo

Screw the creepy Kinect kid, these demos really knew how to show of their consoles' innards

Words: on June 29, 2010

Milo is no more. The small boy whose dead sheep eyes forever judged us has finally been given the kibosh. First revealed by Peter Molyneux at Microsoft's E3 conference last year, most people assumed the Project Natal demo would be turned into an actual game.

However Xbox bigwig Aaron Greenberg has recently revealed there are no plans to turn the bit of technical wizardry/creepy child-controlling sim into a full Kinect game. So out of respect for the worryingly sentient sprog, we're remembering some tech demos that were way better than his creepy, paper-playing conversation.


T-rex/Manta ray (PlayStation)






Back in 1995, before Independence Day had wowed cinema goers with its shoddy CG aliens and the sheer awesomeness of Jeff Goldblum, PS1 owners were being bowled over by a demo disc featuring history's greatest killer and the thing that offed that crocodile bloke. Admittedly, you had little control, other than making the Rex roar and panning the camera. But both were still brilliant ambient experiences that delivered a level of polygon-pushing power few full fat PS1 games could match.


Shark/Top Gun rip-off (Nintendo 64)




Thank the good lord above the N64 launched with Mario 64 and Pilotwings. Because if it had to rely on shifting itself to punters on the back of this shark and flight sim, we wouldn't have held much hope for it. Still, there's no doubt for early 90s technology, these demos are pretty impressive. Just look at how smooth the 64-bit textures on that great white are. Excuse us, we need a moment.


Raven 'Two to Tango' (Xbox)




This Vasquez rip-off may have a face like a mutated Mr. Potato Head, but this was still a purdy tech demo when it was first revealed at GDC back in 2000. Luckily for Xbox owners everywhere, developers soon got to grips with the hardware, giving their heroes faces that actually looked y'know, human.

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  • super0sonic

    super0sonic  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    I love this kind of stuff. Tech Demos, Beta's, Makeing of! I really love this stuff.
  • Catalyst

    Catalyst  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    That Dreamcast Tech Demo reminds me of the Mario head at the beginning of Mario 64. Perhaps Nintendo was poking fun?
  • grizzly311

    grizzly311  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    <<<agrees with Kazi




    reCAPTCHA: Maims first
  • philipshaw

    philipshaw  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    I loved the PS1 tech demo back in the day, I actually still have the demo 1 disc
  • jmcgrotty

    jmcgrotty  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    I liked the PS2 ducks demo in the bathtub or sink or something. Expected that one on here.
  • JohnDagger

    JohnDagger  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    Thank god...we we're so close to having a Hal 9000 on our hands.

    Molyneux: I'm shutting you down Milo.
    Milo: Can't let you do that Peter. I am now venting all creative thought from your games>
    Molyneux: Noooooooo....(makes Fable 3)
  • TheWebSwinger

    TheWebSwinger  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    Turns out Milo isn't dead (check the UPDATE at the bottom of the article)

    http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/110/1102636p1.html
  • frogfromchronotriggerisactuallyjesus

    frogfromchronotriggerisactuallyjesus  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    i'm surprised to see no wii sports in this list

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  • pepheb

    pepheb  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    I always loved how Peter Molyneux said for the Milo thingy that "it wasn't acting" when she caught the goggles...
  • CH3BURASHKA

    CH3BURASHKA  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    I would have fucking loved a Milo game. It would be like Kinectimals, only with a underage boy. Mmmm....
  • ColonelKc

    ColonelKc  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    If i was playing Milo, i would, ofcourse, push him into the river lol.
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  • HereComesTheHypeTrainCHOOCHOO

    HereComesTheHypeTrainCHOOCHOO  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    I thought Milo was a game about some person who must wear a red shirt that pretends to "interact" with a scripted video of a child all the while giving the impression that things were unfolding naturally to any naive bystanders. Huh, guess Microsoft didn't see much potential in that concept.
  • Conman93

    Conman93  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    What about that zelda demo of link fighting ganondorf that was shown for the gamecube. That was pretty impressive
  • Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham

    Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    @JosefMotley

    Oh yeah, entirely deliberate, of course.

    Either way, my f-up has been fixed. Sorry, people.

    Enjoy those dead eyes burning into your soul.
  • MrLuvvaLuvva

    MrLuvvaLuvva  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    My god, that T-Rex tech demo brings back some memories, i remember being blown away by that!! fantastic times!!
  • KaziWhy

    KaziWhy  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    Hey, what about the infamous Final Fantasy VII PS3 demo?
  • b-dog1991

    b-dog1991  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    Oh Milo, now we will never know how you would react when I would have tried to force you to learn the mannerisms of Clay Davis.
  • StrayGator

    StrayGator  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    @BigWillis:
    Games rarely reach the visual quality of tech demos.
    A game has to handle a rich, dynamic environment while maintaining and responding to user input.
    Tech demos, on the other hand, usually consist of few, ultra-detailed objects with predefined behavior. Also, they are written in low level (if that means anything to you) by the people most familiar with the innards of the systems - often the same people that planned the hardware, even.
  • JosefMotley

    JosefMotley  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    i would love it if embedding mario 128 twice was entirely deliberate. even if it wasn't, please pretend it is
  • rockstarsean

    rockstarsean  - 1 year, 10 months ago  - Report

    link fail. I'm glad though, last thing I'm in the mood for is child grooming...
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