Regardless of genre, game characters are generally a stereotypical bunch. Muscular, lithe and acrobatic, it's surprising any of the egotistical swine ever find time to fight, save or kill anyone given the amount of time they spend preening themselves in the gym.
We've had enough of game heroes who shamelessly pander to the mythical Hollywood ideal. We've had enough of bigger characters only ever being allowed on-screen as comic relief. And happily, we came to this conclusion just as Matt discovered an amazingly childish but endlessly funny iPhone App called FatBooth, which instantly bulks up any photo you choose to feed into it. Three guesses what we did.
Yes. And we did it 18 times.
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