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  • Jamiehb - April 15, 2014 12:32 p.m.

    Could we get Ezio to teach RE, seeing as how he's actually talked to the gods and all that?
  • joabbuac - April 15, 2014 3:07 a.m.

    The guy from deadly premonition..... film studies.
  • darnell-l-armstrong - April 14, 2014 8:09 p.m.

    Aiden Pierce would teach an "ethical" hacker course....
  • theguyinthecloset - April 14, 2014 5:05 p.m.

    Why not go with 'ethics' for Martin Walker?
  • OwlFromLimbo - April 14, 2014 3:13 p.m.

    I'm all for this school! MAKE THIS HAPPEN GAME DEVS!
  • Trollkitten - April 14, 2014 2:52 p.m.

    Wait, most of the students in your geography class either wrote notes to girls or took naps? Were the majority of your classmates male or female, and which gender was it that took the most naps on average? Because that's kind of a weird statement to take literally...
  • slimjim441 - April 14, 2014 10:38 a.m.

    I think Zed would be a better professor of anatomy/physiology more than biology, but I'm guessing that's what you meant. With Mordin teaching music, he could probably fit time in for biology as well. He is an expert in genetics, which is in fact a subset of biology after all. I mean, his xeno-science studies range from urban to agrarian. He'd be perfect for the job. He is the very model of a scientist salarian.
  • JohnNewby - April 14, 2014 4:25 p.m.

    Mordin was originally written as the biology teacher, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to constantly reference his singing skills. I also thought it best to avoid multiple classes for one teacher.
  • slimjim441 - April 15, 2014 11:24 p.m.

    This is true. I guess it's not Mordin's fault he's great at everything. Those little tidbits you get from the Citadel DLC reveal even more things he was proficient at, like hosting educational kid's shows and writing/dramatic readings of Ian Fleming-esque spy/erotica novels. Damn you, Mordin; you're too damn cool.
  • theguyinthecloset - April 14, 2014 5:07 p.m.

    That was a tautology.
  • Jackonomics2.0 - April 14, 2014 10:31 a.m.

    No Cooking mama for Cooking? Really?
  • BladedFalcon - April 14, 2014 10:38 a.m.

    ...What school aside from gastronomy would ever teach cooking? Most of these are geared towards general classes that most kids take at one point or another, cooking is something they teach you only if you specifically go for a career related to it :P
  • Sinosaur - April 14, 2014 1:47 p.m.

    Home Economics is a relatively common course in America. It's the equivalent of shop class, but for girls because they clearly can't use power tools. Home Ec includes cooking and other Mama tasks.
  • GOD - April 14, 2014 10:10 p.m.

    Home Ec was for guys and girls at my middle school. Yes it was in California, but in the most conservative part of CA possible. Those egg rolls were great but the part where they broke my braces kind of sucked....
  • Drekner - April 14, 2014 7:42 p.m.

    My high school actually had Culinary Arts of which I took for three years. They actually had a restaurant built onto the school that served the faculty and staff during their lunch hours and had the students cooking, cleaning, serving and delivering. It was a class that wasn't required, but a class none the less in a general education High School.
  • pl4y4h - April 14, 2014 9:45 a.m.

    Minecraft Steve could teach arts and crafts, Sonic could coach track, Trevor will be our chemistry professor (though he'll probably give that job away to Ron), and Juliet could coach our cheerleaders (and give them all chainsaws)
  • JohnNewby - April 14, 2014 10:19 a.m.

    You are right, Sonic would make a great track teacher. Trevor would be a great chemistry teacher, but he might break dress code rules.
  • Trollkitten - April 14, 2014 3:05 p.m.

    Sonic can't coach track; no kid could ever live up to that hedgehog's expectations!
  • BladedFalcon - April 14, 2014 9:18 a.m.

    You guys forgot about the very important class of Philosophy... And what better person to teach it than Dracula himself? After, who else in the video game world could delve into the deep existential matters, like asking the primordial question "What is a man?" but him?
  • slimjim441 - April 14, 2014 10:33 a.m.

    ^Yes.

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