With the recent release of Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance (GET IT?! There are three D's and it's on the 3DS!) and the impending launch of Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance (GET IT?! Because he's getting revenge and vengeance!), it would appear that the games industry has gone completely insane. But don't be alarmed--game developers haven't gone crazy overnight. On the contrary, terrible (or terrific, depending on your taste) puns are as old as the medium itself, dating back to some of the first games released on the first systems that the first gamers first gamed on.

We don't expect you to take our word for it, though, so we've put together a list of 100 of the punniest game titles of all time for you to peruse while you shake your head in disappointment or nod along in delight. Hopefully at least pun of the 100 will make you chuckle; we guarantee you'll be groaning or guffawing at some of these stinkers...

We can't even put into words how happy we are that Chester Cheetah got his own series of video games.

Fun fact: Carnage isn't just "great and usually bloody slaughter or injury (as in battle)," but it's also the name of a Spider-Man villain! Who knew?!

Aw, come on! Waiter, we ordered our Sky braised, not... ugh, no, don't take it back. The damage is already done.

Like, key party style? Damn, we need to go to this golf course!

That's actually how we order our coffee from Starbucks.

That's two sympathies, in case you were keeping count at home.

This one... actually sort of makes sense. It gets a pass. Move along.

Also known as, you know, sleeping.

HA. HA HA HA. HAHAHAHA.

Stup1d.

Because J.A.C.K.A.S.S. couldn't be sold at Walmart.

This isn't actually a valid alternative to stop, drop, and roll, no matter what anyone says.

So, are you mating with animals? Or... we have no idea what's going on here.

Man, those writers are Ron Stoppable.

This game actually takes place in a dystopian future where Tony Hawk forces everyone to skateboard everywhere. It's terrifying.

That's all the punnery we could stand before throwing ourselves out of a window--but we're certain that can't be all the gaming puns that have ever been (or ever will be). Do you know of a punny game title that we excluded? Let us know in the comments which puns you hold close to your heart, and we'll try to keep our snickering to a minimum.

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