Window to WoW, week seven

There is no known cure for full blown KISA. Victims should be treated kindly and without blame as they cannot help themselves. If you find yourself in the midst of a possible KISA outbreak, the following are believed to be preventative measures:

1. Make your thumbnail for your guild's forums a picture of Rosie O'Donnell, coupled with a signature quote from The Indigo Girls.

2. Research whichever sport is currently in the midst of a season and learn key words such as "yard line," "play-offs" and "off-sides." Bringing these up in conversations will lower your "girlie" quotient.

3. Introduce the tall, over-geared, 70 Night Elf Hunter next to you as your husband.

Next week, we'll take a look at the coolest, quirkiest, laugh-out-loud quest rewards and items we've come across during our travels. In the meantime, click here for more news and first-hand impressions from the frontlines of Azeroth.