12 Pokemon that just aren't trying hard enough

Game Freak, Inc. did themselves no favors when they made Pokemon Red and Blue 20 years ago. Collecting 150 Pokemon is a great hook when you’re only making one game, but what about when you have to make a second? A whole other game with a brand new army of adorable little beasts? Or how about six games? Making all 721 of your pocket monsters instantly memorable is an impossible task. Still, some of these Pokemon didn’t need to be quite so lame. All twelve of these milquetoast misfits could stand to try a little harder.

Pangoro 

GameFreak, take another hard stare at this guy. That is clearly something you traced off a bootleg backpack. No one wants to be a Pokemon Master thanks to using Martial Arts Asia Bear.

Klefki

“Oh no, what do we do? Why did we ever commit to making 150 new Pokemon every time? Quick, what do you have in your pockets!” “My house keys.” “Perfect. Give them some googly eyes and call the stuffed animal manufacturer.”

Beheeyem

I know it’s hard finding work Generic RPG Bad Enemy. Not everyone can land those random battle gigs in Final Fantasy. But seriously, this is Pokemon. If you’re not going to take it seriously, then just leave.

Fletchling 

Look at it. It’s a bird. Not something birdlike or inspired by birds, but an actual bird. Not exactly overstuffed with creativity, is it? Sure, you might argue that Psyduck is just a duck, but he's bursting with personality (and neuroses). This guy? He's hanging out at Starbucks hoping to nab some scone crumbs. C- for you, Fletchling.

Regigigas

No one thinks your Everything-in-the-Closet Halloween costume is cool, Regigigas. Pick a theme. Are you old and mossy or are you futuristic with all your chest lights and your face snuggy? Go away.

Bronzor

Sir, you are a dish with eyeballs. You are a child’s nightmare about finishing their vegetables. You sicken me.

Oshawatt 

GET IN THE SEA, PANDA OTTER IN A ONESIE.

Sharpedo

Sharks are scary. Creepy little tubes of teeth and cartilage, ceaselessly swimming around the murky depths looking for living snacks? Sharpedo, on the other hand, looks like something painted on the side of the tilt-a-whirl at county fair about to get shut down because of rancid corn dogs. Stop trying to trade on the awesomeness of sharks and try harder, Sharpedo.

Luvdisc 

This is only slightly better than when you traced your hand to make a turkey in Kindergarten. No….no, it’s not better than that at all. Be gone with you.

Vanilluxe 

Your ability to give people intense headaches is, admittedly, impressive. However, of all the flavors at your disposal, you went with vanilla. Vanilla. The word used to describe things that are so safe and uninspired they’re boring. You could’ve been Rocky Road. Pistachio. Mint chocolate chip - the green kind, not that all-natural white stuff. But no. You chose...vanilla. Pathetic.

Honedge 

This is the very definition of phoning it in. “Look, I had a rough night. It needs to fight, so it’s a sword. No, I don’t know what it does when it’s not fighting. Rubs against rocks to sharpen itself, I guess. LEAVE ME ALONE.”

Lampent

You’re just looking around the room and putting eyes on things now, aren’t you? And the name, that’s a real winner. You named your dog “Dog,” didn’t you, Captain Obvious?

Susan Arendt

Susan was once Managing Editor US at GamesRadar, but has since gone on to become a skilled freelance journalist, editor, producer, and content manager. She is now 1/3 of @Continuepod, 1/2 of @BeastiesLl, co-founder of @TakeThisOrg, and Apex Editor, Fluid Group.