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Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball

The pirates vs ninjas meme is deader than Ol Dirty Bastard. Why, then, must we suffer a video in which a bunch of Ren-fair dropouts run around Staten Island shouting, “Arrrr!!” at random motorists? Let it die already, please. It is a matter of historical fact that ninjas are the true holders ofreal ultimate power. Watch the video if you must, butyou might pay for it with a raging case of scurvy. Suggest you immediately apply a balm of Ninja Gaiden II trailer (see next page).