Pen To Paper: Joss Stone scores, Hugh Jackman feels musical

If you were worried about David Beckham’s impending “bigger part” in Goal 2, here’s something to take you mind off England’s captain: Kent-born crooner Joss Stone has signed on to play the hussy who tries to come between Kuno Becker’s plucky playmaker and the lovely Anna Friel.

“She was surprised when the producers asked her to come in for a screentest, but she and gave it her best shot,” a pal of the teen chanteuse remarked. “She’s really chuffed they’ve decided to go for her, even though she’s not a trained actress. She’s going to have to play a bit of a bitch!”

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