Best Jurassic Park parodies
Sparing every expense
So, to celebrate our recent first look at the long awaited Jurassic World, we took to YouTube to seek out the best fan videos and references with every expense spared. So turn the volume up, get comfortable and hold on to your butts for some epic and not so epic parodies.
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Coolest In-Joke: Its called Jurassic Park even though...most of the dinosaurs in it are actually from the Cretaceous period.
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Awful realisation
Coolest In-Joke: Claiming to be the real dad of Tim and Lex just to improve his survival chances.
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Geriatric Park
Coolest In-Joke: Grant waving a flare next to a sign that says Seisure World.
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Really clever girl
Coolest In-Joke: The mind-boggling switcharoo at the end, followed by the raspy Clever... girl....
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We've got Dodgson here!
Coolest In-Joke: With all manner of low-budget scribbles and scrawls on screen, our favourite is DodgsOwned!
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Weird Al
Coolest In-Joke: Im afraid those things will harm me, because they sure dont act like Barney...
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Giant Jay Leno
Coolest In-Joke: Actual star of the film Vince Vaughn shows up to save the day.
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Honest trailer
Coolest In-Joke: Re-experience the groundbreaking CGI that still holds up after 20 years... and all of this technology that doesnt. (*cut to Lex saying Its a UNIX system*)
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Smart raptor
Coolest In-Joke: The raptor using the old newspaper and key trick to get out of the closet.
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Holy Shit! Its a dinosaur!
Coolest In-Joke: The fact that it voices Grant and Sattlers reactions to seeing the dinosaurs for the first time. In a very un-Spielberg way.
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How it should have ended
Coolest In-Joke: Grants unfounded warning about the raptors: Theyre the most dangerous animals on the planet. I know because I dug up their bones!
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Humans acting like dinosaurs
Coolest In-Joke: Cutting to Grant, Sattler and Hammond all looking on in awe.
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In 60 seconds
Coolest In-Joke: Raptors are just big turkeys says the annoying kid at the archaeological dig, shortly before Alan Grant punches him.
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Coolest In-Joke: We think its a girl T-Rex, some frogs switch their gender, wed constantly check the sex, but that would offend her...
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Mirror image
Coolest In-Joke: Rexs cry looks precisely like the T-Rexs roar...
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Minecraft
Coolest In-Joke: John Hammond's likeness to a certain ranking officer of a well-known food chain is picked up on here, as he is seen holding on to a bucket of fried chicken.
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The laugh remix
Coolest In-Joke: The surreal, nightmarish close-up of Jeff Goldblum's face as the laugh echoes and fades out at the end.
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Cat raptor
Coolest In-Joke: A cats head appears between the kitchen units, just like the raptor, looks around and disappears again.
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Hey!
Coolest In-Joke: The distinctly more effeminate Gallimimus and their stampede of "Hi"s and "Hello"s.
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The musical
Coolest In-Joke: "I'm Samuel L, Jackson, yeah I'm starting to bark... at these motherfuckin' dinosaurs in this motherfuckin' park."
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