What if... video game characters wrote songs

It's festival time!

Here in the UK, there's one thing that happens in summer. No, not Wimbledon. OK, two things. No, not incessant rain. OK, look, I'm talking about Glastonbury Festival. Imagine Woodstock, but even more of a washout. The kind of experience where rubber boots are essential, and there's no point even bringing a bar of soap, because everyone stinks for the duration and that's accepted as normal.

"Eggman" by Dr Robotnik from Sonic The Hedgehog

Apeman

"Yellow Car" by Niko Bellic from GTA4

I call my cousin for to go out
Until the darts place throw us out
Live American dream so big
See American teetees also big

"Pika Pika" by Pikachu from Pokemon

Pika pii pika chu / Pika pii-ii-ka-chu
Pika pii pika pii / Pika pii-ii-ka-chuu
Pii-ii-ka-piii / Pika Pikachu
Pii-ii-ka-piii / Pika Pikachu
Pikachu
Pika Pikachu pii-ka-pii

"Love bites (nice and hard)" by Resident Evil Zombie

You blow me away
You blow me away
Like a shotgun to the face

"My Heart is Blue" by Miles 'Tails' Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog

We are the perfect team
Best buds or so it seems
Saving the day
and racing away
Fistbumps cant sate my dreams

"Mario: King of the World" by Mario

(To the tune of the Overworld Theme)

"Meryl" by Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid

I guess Snake isn't really cut out for being a lyricist.

"Not Picky, Nicky" by Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw

You could be my Romeo
And I could be your Juliet
Thats my name already-o,
So were halfway thruliet

"30 for a reason" by Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain

Red and blue and yellow too
Help me pick again for you
In fact Id gladly buy them all
To make you stay within the mall

Sing when you're winning?

There isn't really a question I can ask here. Normally, I'd say something like 'but who did I forget?' or 'who built the pyramids?' or something like that. But I can't really ask you to write a song in the comments based on a video game character's emotional issues. But if you want to have a go, then nobody's going to stop you. Otherwise, feel free to say that it didn't rhyme consistently or Officer Barbrady couldn't have built the pyramids because he isn't thousands of years old. That's also fine.