Every year, a host of new and eager new filmmakers rush to the Cannes Film Festival to try to get funding or distribution rights for their next big thing.
Cue silliness.
BARK RANGER / ALPHA DOGZ
Ok, we take it back already. These could be the best movie posters ever created.
DRAGANO
We're putting an early bet right here on this becoming the Sharknado of 2014, if only for the imagination that's gone into that title.
MANHOLE
This is either about a child-eating manhole, or a child stupid enough to fall down an open hole.
WOLF COP
We'd heard of Wolf Cop before, but this poster shows naff promise unlike any other.
Most werewolves transform into a wolf - WOLFCOP simply shakes out of his skin like a raincoat.
STILL 2
The only thing scarier than a ghost stupid enough to have got themselves stuck in an airvent? Erm, everything.
And finally, a very special mention to...
A CHRISTMOOSE STORY
Sure, this isn't technically a poster, but with a title like that, who are we to argue?
