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Ciao! Manhattan (1972)
The Room (2003)
The Scenes: The entire film is an excuse for numerous soft-focus sex scenes, with a paper-thin plot plastering them all together.
Look Away When: Wiseau gets his wide ass out.
Japn (2002)
The Scene: Alejandro Ferretis’s painter get lusty with craggy old Magdalena Flores, who’s about four times his age.
Look Away When: When Ferretis says “Lie down, madam.” You really don’t want to see anymore than that.
The Generals Daughter (1999)
The Scene: Captain Elisabeth Campbell (Leslie Stefanson) is gang-raped by camouflage-wearing army trainees, and left bloodied and traumatised.
Look Away When: The trainees start hopping around like wild animals while wielding their guns.
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
The Scene: Marlon Brando’s Paul anally assaults Maria Schneider’s Jeanne on the floor. Truly horrific.
Look Away When: Brando says “get the butter”.
In The Cut (2003)
The Scene: A whole minute and a half of Meg Ryan getting her feet licked and her neck caressed etc etc by Mark Ruffalo.
Look Away When: Ryan’s on screen.
Shoot Em Up (2007)
The Scene: What should be the ultimate action scene – Clive Owen doiks Monica Bellucci while fending off numerous invaders – is an operatic mess that merely draws uncomfortable giggles.
Look Away When: The guns come out.
Gigli (2003)
The Scene: Infamously dreadful, as dating-at-the-time Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck simulate sex for their turkey of a movie. Speaking of…
Look Away When: J-Lo reads that legendary line; “It's turkey time... Gobble gobble...”
Taking Lives (2004)
The Scene: Ethan Hawke and Angelina Jolie dabble in a little table sex in a bizarre scene that seems more fixated on Jolie’s feet than anything else.
Look Away When: Jolie puts her foot on the wall for balance.
Teeth (2007)
The Scene: Dawn (Jess Weixler) gets her own back on her potty-mouthed stepbrother, who’s blissfully unaware that she has vagina dentata – yes, a razor-fringed fanny.
Look Away When: Dawn mounts her step-bro.
