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6. Any fishing game that uses a pole controller or Wii-mote
What it is:
It's fishing, and the more basic it is, the better. Our ultimate pick would be Sega's Dreamcast classic Sega Bass Fishing, currently being remade for an early 2008 Wii release. Until then, Wii offerings like Rapala Tournament Fishing, Hooked or even Fishing Master should work, though they don't have the same magic.
Why it's perfect:
Don't let ESPN fool you - fishing isn't a sport. It is a method of relaxation. And alcohol and relaxation go together like politicians and corruption. Plus, there's something about fishing games that tends to inspire camaraderie rather than competition, so there's an oddly high chance for legit, non-awkward male bonding here. Plus, the ambient sounds of the water and nature make it feel just a little more zen. At least, until someone hooks a big one and everyone in the room jumps up and starts screaming incredibly helpful instructions like "Reel it in!" and "Don't let the line break!"
Where does the booze go?
Everywhere. Sure, you could make someone pound a drink every time they land the biggest lunker. Or you could take turns, with each player catching three fish and then passing the rod, and make whoever lands the biggest fish or whose fish have the largest combined weight the winner. But to be honest, this one is best enjoyed when you freestyle. Just drink when it feels right and enjoy.
