Zelda: Ocarina of Stupidity

Oh yes, just in time for Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s momentous rerelease this week, our buddy theswitcher is back with another piece of timely animated stupidity. Oh… poor, poor Link and Zelda. Hell, poor Ganon! This moronic weekly portion of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, brought to you by the bumbling gang of jackholes who gave the world Inspector Gadget and Captain N: The Game Master, is probably the worst thing to ever befall the land of Hyrule.

To call the animated depictions of Nintendo’s proud and timeless characters disrespectful is putting it lightly. The normally speechless Link was portrayed as a horny teenager with the dignified cadence of a Morning Zoo radio host, while the goodly Princess Zelda was demoted to Ice Queen. If you simply must watch this cartoon trainwreck, it’s highly recommended you do so via our video above. It trims the asinine fat, making a surprisingly pleasant eight minute chunk of laughable cringe.

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  • therawski - June 28, 2011 7:40 p.m.

  • NeoTechni - June 26, 2011 8:38 p.m.

    I liked the cartoon Best voice acting Nintendo's ever been involved with
  • inconceivable - June 26, 2011 8:39 a.m.

    Almost did a spit take watching this. "I'M VERY UPSET!"
  • Robusken - June 25, 2011 11:10 p.m.

    Gotta love theswitcher. For some reason I had this confused for the CDi game in my head, either way its still pretty bad.
  • TheSatur9 - June 25, 2011 3:57 a.m.

    Funniest part was when Ganon said, "Why!!!?!" after every sentence for an entire minute
  • cptstupendous - June 25, 2011 12:45 a.m.

    I actually looked FORWARD to this every Friday. The Legend of Zelda cartoon was technically part of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, but was only aired once a week. Yeah, it was still pretty bad even back in the 80s, but four days straight of Mushroom Kingdom shenanigans can wear on a child's soul.
  • Triscuitable - June 24, 2011 10:46 p.m.

  • MaynardJ - June 24, 2011 7:03 p.m.

    If that song is not from System of a Down, who is it from? It's supposedly from their demo tapes.
  • Sjoeki - June 24, 2011 6:22 p.m.

    Cant remember the last time I've seen so many animals licking the carpet
  • scsmith1 - June 24, 2011 5:32 p.m.

    This cartoon seems wildly inappropriate for children. Damn you, Fox Kids! The Princess is also frequently wet, which is interesting.
  • Spybreak8 - June 24, 2011 4:25 p.m.

    Haha can't look away but soooo bad lol.
  • Darkhawk - June 24, 2011 3:14 p.m.

    What a GREAT video player. I just watched the same ad twice, and then it froze. Moving on...
  • 8bitBaby - June 24, 2011 2:18 p.m.

    HEY ANTISTA! you watch your mouth when you're talking about inspector gadget! captain n.... meh. but 80's gadget is fun stuff! hehe no. seriously. lay off gadget.
  • philipshaw - June 24, 2011 12:24 p.m.

    This made my day, love the switcher
  • Bobishungry - June 24, 2011 12:21 p.m.

    Has anyone seen the youtube poop version of this show? It is so much better. The dinner blaster is the best.
  • NightCrawler_358 - June 24, 2011 11:48 a.m.

    Oh man Ganon was so funny! The Punchout bit was my favourite.
  • PhantomOfKrankor - June 24, 2011 5:53 a.m.

    God, it's like watching Shrek.
  • LBD_Nytetrayn - June 24, 2011 4:52 a.m.

    Gavo: Since before Epona even existed?
  • Redeater - June 24, 2011 4:28 a.m.

    It's sad that I used to wait every goddamned friday just to watch this garbage. I must be diagnosed with cynical bastard disease....
  • AceDynamo - June 24, 2011 3:59 a.m.

    Does anyone else notice the pervertedness of these clips?? Kinda scary...abominations throughout. Illuminati enhanced maybe or some other sorcery powers in Zelda. (pun intended)

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