Sometimes, games are so good we say they're 'good enough to eat'. That's usually not strictly true, of course - DVDs, Blu-Ray discs and the human mouth do not mix. But what if games were turned into candy bars? Now there's an idea.If our Photoshop attempts are anything to go by, there's a huge market of untapped potential just waiting for some entrepreneur to take a lucrative bite. Just try not to dribble on the keyboard, ...
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Strange, unusual, and utterly bloody ridiculous. ...
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You wouldn’t think that soft mounds of flesh would provide a stable foundation for anything. And yet, these videogame franchises have built their houses atop just such rollicking hillocks of... oh, forget it. Just watch the video. Fair warning: it might be NSFW, depending on what you consider S in your place of W. ...
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You know, we've been playing with Ivy for almost exactly eight years now. And yet every time we play, we're still taken aback by quite how big her boobs are. Ivy is a Big Girl. So, seeing as her boobs seem to be getting bigger with each new game, we thought we should examine them in more detail. We were going to go with science. You know, to work out exact things they were as big as, the ratio of boob size to head size ...
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The requisite opening taunts are out of the way and the players hold perfectly still, beads of sweat forming on furrowed brows while white knuckles clutch brightly colored joysticks. The intensity, the sheer focus could suffocate a small mammal. ...
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Feast your eyes on this arty video, where we've slowed down some of our favourite games to a crawl thanks to the wonder of video editing. It's amazing. ...
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Special attacks are what make fighting games great. But learning all those command strings can be such a chore so we thought we'd save you the hassle and bring the best ones to you in one awesome video. How many have you done? ...
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One week ago we kicked off our Soulcalibur IV character creation contest, and boy oh boy did you guys deliver. ...
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Gentle reader, we know of your thirst for the finer things in life: vintage wines, sartorial attire, and most importantly, realistic boob physics. After all, what would be the point of a new high-def Soulcalibur game if the teat-jigglies were not tuned to perfection? Some may say that DOA perfected the art with the “independent bounce” feature, but we found it to be a bit excessive and grotesque. ...
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It’s not that we don't find the ladies of Soulcalibur IV beautiful. We just thought we had what it takes to design a better tit, er, fighter. ...
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1. The classic Story mode is gone.
Remember that whole “trekking across the world” thing? You’d choose the next location and there would be some crazy rules for each match, like “you’ve been poisoned” or “the arena is made of quicksand” or “avoid the burning rats”? It was brilliant, and considered by many to be the best story mode in the history of fighting games. ...
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PS3 or 360? We’re still arguing over which system has better-looking games. The latest fodder for this never-ending conflict is Soulcalibur IV. ...
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Pixels, polygons and pants. Game ladies' indiscretions caught in still-frame. ...
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Hey kids - wanna see something hot and steamy? Of course you do! We’ve scored exclusive screens and videos from the latest entry in Namco’s sexy brawler, Soulcalibur IV. And don’t worry - there’s nary a trace of a battle-scarred Darth Vader sporting a teeny bikini or Yoda flashing his Muppet taint poolside. These screens showcase the fighters of the fairer sex (read: ladies) and if the included art doesn’t melt ...
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“I like beer and oatmeal, but that doesn’t mean they should be combined into a single tasty meal.” – eldee, forum userKnown for its unrivaled gameplay, graphical prowess and its colorful cast of brooding brawlers, SoulCalibur never needed help in proving it was king of the mountain. Never. Fast forward to 2008 and the long-anticipated SoulCalibur IV now features three Star Wars characters - evil Sith badass ...
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When we got our preview version of Soulcalibur IV in the mail, we raced to load it up and savor the juicy morsels that we were certain awaited our hungry eyes. After being inundated with concept art like this, who could blame us for expecting a boobsplosion?Sure, we were interested to see how Yoda (on 360) and Vader (on PS3) would fare amongst the heaving cleavages of Soulcalibur IV. But we were shocked to discover that there were ...
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