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Win a sexy, sexy Ar Tonelico 2 body pillow

Ar Tonelico 2: Melody of Metafalica is one of our favorite new RPGs, and its lovable lady characters are what make it so special. If you’ve ever wished one of these irresistible maidens would venture forth from the screen and materialize in your bedroom, your desires have pretty much virtually been answered with this luxurious body pillow. 

The lovely pillow features the saucy and sarcastic Jacqli, one of the most powerful Reyvateils (magical girls) in the game. We’re glad she’s seen featured without her gigantic mech suit here. The pillow itself is 24” x 60” (adequately life-sized) and the character is printed on the included pillowcase.


Above: Jacqli, in all her Gothic Lolita chic glory

So how do you win this huggable treasure? Well, we really got attached to these girls through playing the game, so we absolutely need to be assured that they’re going to good homes where they’ll be treated right. Let us know in the comments section below what you would do to cherish your pillowy companion, and we’ll pick the 10 best answers. Will you wine and dine her? Prop her up so she can watch LOST with you? Buy her accessories to make her feel pretty?

Entries will be judged on creativity, kindness, and of course, sensitivity. We want answers that will make your girlfriend jealous, but entries deemed too crude will be automatically thrown out. We understand the temptation, but keep it clean please - our delicate panel of lady judges don't want to read anything too salty.

The deadline for posting your responses is Monday, 1/26 at 12:01AM (Pacific Time). Winners will be messaged by Friday, 1/30. Full contest rules and details here.

Jan 22, 2009

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63 comments

  • wolfwing187 - May 6, 2009 4:12 p.m.

    OMG! i would probably take it everywhere with me! when she arrived i would pul her out and hug her and kiss her.............then i would probably prepre a romantic dinner, rent a romance movie and whatch it together in the bed. i would probably take her out to some fancy restruant then maybe let her go shopping. if a good movie was in da theater i would go there instead of rentin a movie. then i would go home and relax on da bed and fall aslep with her.the next mornin i would come back from work and see how her day was then we would probably relax have dinner and watch tv. i wouldnt let anyone else touch her! i would also keep her very clean. PLEASE LET ME WIN DAT BODY PILLOW!
  • otnac - January 28, 2009 5:01 a.m.

    I would turn her on her back, and give her a massage. Sounds weird and lame, but the best thing about it is that i would tie my girlfriend down to a the mini refrigerator in my room so she can watch in as i break in my new body pillow.After i break it in (massage) i would fall asleep on it while the TV is tuned in to the weather channel.
  • Schlondak - January 27, 2009 5:58 p.m.

    Take her to the next Smashing Pumpkins concert and throw her at Billy Corgan during "Cherub Rock".
  • skitch - January 27, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    I forgot to write the important. Write her a song
  • skitch - January 27, 2009 2:23 a.m.

    Step one: cut a hole in the pillow Step two: ??? Step three: Profit Step four: cuddle of course And of course sleep with her every night
  • kingrappy - January 27, 2009 12:40 a.m.

    I'd make sure her very own pillow was fluffed each day. Also, my Sonic and Hamtaro plushies will have to vacate.
  • Xain22 - January 26, 2009 11:49 p.m.

    I would cut a small hole in the pillow to cope with those lonely nights. Thats all. Simple.
  • FoxMcCloud12002 - January 26, 2009 11:15 p.m.

    I'd fuck it :)
  • snaketube - January 26, 2009 12:20 a.m.

    I believe you need to treat women and pillows alike and go slow and steady with them. First I would watch my anime collection with her then I would play a few rounds of brawl with her and even let her win a couple times. I would wash her with all the fabric softener her pillowie heart can take. We could sun bathe listen to Dane cook and laugh the night away. But most importantly we will grow old together but our love would NEVER get old.
  • Amnesiac - January 25, 2009 7:23 p.m.

    After a romantic dinner at the local Taco Bell during which I may or may not have slipped something into her drink, I would bring her back to my dorm, where we would engage in a friendly yet competitive game of CoD4, which I wouldn't even have to let her win because I suck at CoD4. When she complains of feeling sleepy, I quietly close and lock the door. Mere minutes later, with most unfortunate timing, my roommate returns two hours early from a date of his own only to find me humping the shit out of of the pillow. And thus a perfect night is ruined.
  • Johnnycakes - January 25, 2009 3:50 p.m.

    It is a pillow. So I would sleep on it. LIKE THE F***ING PILLOW THAT IT IS!
  • Hulohot - January 25, 2009 3:25 p.m.

    I believe a pillow is a lot like a woman and must be treated with dignity and respect. She will take position at the head of the bed, standing proudly over the regular pillows. Each night she will be used (Like all pretty women must be) for head relaxation, but she will never ever be washed. May she become smelly, old and growing new bits from her perfect animated figure, she will never be washed, she will never fade, and never fade from my heart as favourite pillow. And when I am bored of her, I will s**t on her tits, after having fisted her anus and urinated into the bloodied gaping maw. Love GRcade. xoxox
  • BoondockSaint54 - January 25, 2009 5:56 a.m.

    I would just put the pillow on the bed and during the night be wife would eventually wrap her arms around it while she is asleep. Bingo. Picture time.
  • narakutenma - January 25, 2009 5:25 a.m.

    *Goes into fiction mode* Hopefully this is legal. XD The things that I would do to her apply to what I would do in the real world as well. I woke up to a knock on my door. Outside it was a fluffy lady. I opened the door and embraced her. I cuddled her in my arms to let her know how much I loved her and all of the other reyvateils. She was adorable and sweet. She looked incredibly cute in that gothic lolita outfit, and her embrace was warm. It felt so good to be with her already. I told her that I wanted to do anything to protect her. I hated seeing her and the other reyvateils being treated like toys of affection. I wanted to love her and I wanted her to love me back. From the look in her eyes, we were already on our way there. I pecked her with a kiss on the cheek. She blushed, but I could tell that she really liked it. I asked her what her name is. Jakuri. Such a great name for such a pretty girl I said to her... Suddenly, I felt the ground around me shake. Slowly, the ceiling started to crumble above us into tiny pieces. A large piece started to fall right where Jakuri was standing. I dived into her just before it could crush her. I picked her up and ran outside. We watched our own home crumble into dust as Jakuri and I embraced. A bright light suddenly emerged from the ruins. The light faded and a virus emerged from it. Being able to control viruses, Jakuri tired to use her powers to thwart it. However, this one was different. It had it own will big enough to counter her. With no weapons to fight it, I picked up Jakuri and ran. Suddenly, I remembered an old sword that I found hidden in my secretary when I moved into there. Running as fast as we could, I ran to and dug where the room was. Suddenly, the virus jumped in the air and aimed its claws at Jakuri, with evil intentions. Just before it could do any harm to her, I quickly ran in front of her, blocked the virus with my sword, and knocked it back. I found it just in time, and I was ready to deal with this viral problem. I turned to Jakuri and asked her to aid me. Jakuri nodded and started to sing. A glowing light appeared right in front of her. I withdrew my sword from my sheath and charged at the virus. Blocking was abundant as we kept trading attacks at the same time. Knowing that this would lead nowhere, I decided to dodge an attack and then jump in the air. With the virus distracted, I pierced it in the head. The virus collasped to the ground. I looked at Jakuri and signaled to her that it was time. Jakuri held her hands high in the air. The now giant ball of light fired right out of her clutches, and hit the virus directly. I cuddled Jakuri as we watched the virus disappear. I let go of her and told her how sorry I was for putting her in danger. I hugged her as I almost broke down into tears. I told her that I would always be there to protect her, how I would be her guardian angel. I would do anything for her. I noticed that she was still wearing the outfit that she came here with. It was quite cold outside, cold enough that we could see our breath. I took off my jacket and gave it to her. A smile appeared on her face. She thanked me. We talked to each other about our lives. Our hopes. Our desires. I told her how I would always respect her, how I would help her accomplish her dreams, how beautiful she was, and what a strong girl that she was. We ate together. With only one ration of food left, I decided to give it to her. After all, I wanted her to be happy. When she's happy, I'm happy. It was nighttime. Not wanting to get her dirty or set her on fire, I dug into my ruins for a sleeping bag and a pillow. I found some that I knew that she would love. I cleaned the dirt off of them as much as possible. I laid it down on a nice spot where she would be comforted by the fire and stay clean. I gave her a pair of nightwear along with it. I turned around to respect her until she fully put it on. She looked magnificent. I carefully put her into her sleeping bag, asked her to tell me if she needed anything, and wished her a good night. Before I could walk away, Jakuri stopped me. She told me to lay down next to her. She looked into my eyes and said "I love you". Tears filled my eyes. This was truly the greatest day in my life. Someone told me that she loved me. I told her that I loved her too. I embraced her with love as I laid onto the cold ground below me. Slowly, we fell into a deep sleep. I was living my dream. Finally. I lived in isolation in Meta Falss for such a long time. Now I had someone who I could cherish. Someone who I could tell my dreams to. My desires. The story of my life. She was my life. She was the whole world. I knew that we would be together forever, and there was no one and nothing who could seperate us. And we loved it. Jakuri, I love you. <3
  • ILiekChez - January 24, 2009 7:27 p.m.

    probably show to my friends in public and say its my one and only true love, seriously... my friends would probably believe me lol..thats sad T.T
  • YamiZero - January 24, 2009 8:27 a.m.

    Like with all my dates, I would take the lovely lady to the one thing that is always a hit, Sky Diving. Nothing like the thrill of death staring you in the face while you're tearing through the sky. After such, we would enjoy a light lunch at a small scenic cafe, then we would head off to the local shopping district to see all the wonders and oddities that you can only find in the local area. After the night falls and dinner, I would take her back to my place for a few glasses of wine, she may look to young, but she is 382. When the time becomes, I would pull her close and whisper into her ear; "We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Gonna Give You Up. Never Gonna Let You Down. Never Gonna Run Around And Desert You. Never Gonna Make You Cry. Never Gonna Say Goodbye. Never Gonna Tell A Lie And Hurt You."
  • AJmon13 - January 24, 2009 4:22 a.m.

    Why its quite obvious how to woo such a classy lady. If another giant mech is the key to her affection than I believe some Chromehounds is in order. And after we've grown tired of that, I'll scream "Come Out, Gundam!" at the top of my lunges...if only for giggles. Bases on her outfit, I'll dress in a nice black tuxedo. Because what are video games without a nice suit to play them in? Not Video Games at all my friends.
  • Corsair89 - January 24, 2009 3:49 a.m.

    Upon first meeting, I would bow before her. Her Lolita dress, soft smile, charming personality and elegantly beautiful face gives me an impression of royalty. We would sit together watching a bunch of Goth favored movies including Fight Club, The Nightmare Before Christmas and Sweeny Todd. Anything she asks for, I would retrieve. If she decides to watch a chick flick, I wouldn’t protest, even though I would rather watch The Lord of the Rings or Firefly or something. We would later put on some music. First we would rock out and head bang along with Shadows Fall, Korn, and Children of Bodom songs. When we get tired I would sing to her as we slow dance to "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence and "Pictures of You" by The Cure. Romance, goth style. In order to prove that she was the only game girl for me and that there is no other, I would play Final Fantasy VII with her and I not even bat an eye when Sephiroth plunges his katana into Aerith(RIP). I would proceed with showing her my gaming collection. I would point out that despite the fact that I own almost 200 games, there is no Tomb Raider in sight and that means that Lara Croft means about as much to me as a political election means to my dog. I will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that neither Lara Croft nor Ada Wong nor Chun Li nor Sophitia nor Tifa nor Terra nor Lenneth Valkyrie nor Yuna nor Lulu nor Alicia Melchiott nor anyone else could ever tear me away from her. I would always buy her new roses. White, pink, and red. She would never run out anytime soon. I would give her the rose fields surrounding the Dark Tower, the nexus of all worlds, itself. Crimson King be damned, I'll bear his wraith just to see her smile. I'll even give her THE rose. Yes, that rose. The rose that contains our entire universe inside it's delicate pedals. I would compliment her on how her vibrant violet eyes are strikingly beautiful and echoes a sense of purity and an spark of intelligence from inside her. I will tell her that even in my most irritable and enraged, I could gaze into them and all anger and hostility would melt away. All problems seem less important. I say that her wit is boundless as proved by the clever sarcastic comments that she just loves to make. She and I would be ourselves with each other. I could talk about all my geeky stuff without fear of being judged. She, being a pillow, would be soft, supporting, fluffy, and she would always have a cold spot to rest my weary head we I need one. Ahh Jacqli, you are proof that beauty is not skin deep. Your beauty stems from deep inside, rooted in your saucy attitude. But behind the attitude and sarcasm is a kind and caring soul. Then her beauty blooms out with a radiance that no mere mortal deserves to look upon.
  • hack117 - January 24, 2009 3:45 a.m.

    I would keep her safe and out of harms way and put her on a shelf in my room that way "my little angle" can watch over me =)
  • iluvmyDS - January 24, 2009 12:13 a.m.

    I would take her to a peachy-keen drive in movie to see Star Wars Episode IV, at which I will offer her my jacket for warmth. We will then go to a romantic overlook and gaze at the stars. Then we would return to my home to play niche PS2 rpg games all night.

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