• Unoriginal - November 6, 2012 8:50 a.m.

    Impeaching is a synonym in my language for deflowering. Suffice to say I clicked this article expecting considerably different content.
  • RabidTurtl - November 5, 2012 3:49 p.m.

    Daisy would be little than a palette swap for Peach, with no real change the Mushroom Kingdom needs. I vote for a Toad Bolshevik uprising.
  • Sjoeki - November 6, 2012 8:19 a.m.

    Don't forget about her third eye, she might be harder to kidnap! I would really like to see a Toad uprising though.
  • winner2 - November 5, 2012 1:12 p.m.

    The pic of sunshine made me all nostalgic and sad...
  • vanillafever - November 5, 2012 11:07 a.m.

  • needles - November 5, 2012 10:02 a.m.

    Those greasy wops.
  • RadgarLaser2 - November 4, 2012 11:04 p.m.

    OBJECTION! From what I see, the way she manipulate men is something to be Feared and Admired. She is playing everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom and has them all wrapped around her fingers. She has Mario, Luigi, Toad, etc doing everything from collecting coins day and night to fund the Kingdom with Gold Coin blocks and drugs, while still rescuing and protecting her the whole time. She probably get kidnaps so often just to test the loyalty of her men. Also the fact that she gathers everyone friend or foe to race go karts, play sports, party games, fight clubs, etc shows her diplomatic skill. Sonic even when so far to challenge her and we know what happened to SEGA and the Dreamcast.
  • shawksta - November 4, 2012 9:02 p.m.

    Yeah let Daisy run the kingdom I mean nobody even wants to rule her kingdom of sarahsland, like NEVER, that one time in Super Mario Land was just a fake bait for Wario to rule the Mushroom Kingdom in it's sequel. I'll give peach this much, she's a better fighter than Zelda (shiek doesn't count) and she has allot of skills, except she uses it for EVERYTHING EXCEPT SAVING HER KINGDOM, only that one time in Bowser's inside story where she apparently had the power to levitate bowser and throw him away and never used it again for the rest of her life
  • CountRichtertoffen - November 4, 2012 7:30 p.m.

    I'm voting third party: Pauline. Running on the OH GOD GET ME AWAY FROM THIS GORILLA ticket.
  • JMarsella09 - November 4, 2012 5 p.m.

    If I could I would approximate the sound of a drum cymbal.
  • ChiChiRocket - November 4, 2012 3:53 p.m.

    In some circles, it is possible that Bowser Jr. could have make a claim to the throne if Peach were to step down. If such a thing would happen, the Mushroom Kingdom and the Koopa Troop could finally be brought under a single banner, and the true Golden Age could begin.
  • JarkayColt - November 4, 2012 1:21 p.m.

    I admit this is pretty funny...but we've heard it all before! If I may be allowed to take this a little too seriously: Slander! Is it any coincidence at least half of these things concern underlying problems of the mushroom kingdom in general? The 'drugs' point is pretty void for how intrinsic they are in the realm and it's hardly Peach's responsibilty to do anything about it. Without them, Mario would be a nobody, and likely be a charred skeleton in the depths of one of Bowser castle's many lava pools by now. Also Peach upholds various notions of peace and therefore supports the fighting-averse nature of the make a massive army and wage war against Bowser would be fairly hypocritcal, especially when Mario has proved countless times that it's unneccessary, besides which Toads are one of the only species that aren't likely to defect to the Koopa Troop. If anything at all, the problems are Bowser's fault for being a massive jerk all the time. In fact, it should be HIM having his kingly status removed in a massive Koopa Troop revolt due to how incompetent he seems to be at doing anything BEYOND capturing the princess. He achieves absolutely nothing and has been defeated by Mario just as many countless times as Peach has been kidnapped (probably more times, even, considering) and he NEVER learns his lesson. Surely such a massive army must get fed up with perpetually being on the losing side eventually, especially with how selfish Bowser's motives always seem to be. Defection already seems to be happening, what with, as this article mentions, all the Goombas and Koopas and whatnot sometimes trying to intergrate themselves with the Toad's peaceful lifestyle. TLDR, everything this just said, but different!
  • RonnyLive19881 - November 4, 2012 1:16 p.m.

    Soooooooo... Yall ever going to fix this for Chrome users?
  • GR HollanderCooper - November 4, 2012 1:23 p.m.

    Email me at and I'll get your info to tech and hopefully get this fixed.
  • Redeater - November 4, 2012 2:21 p.m.

    While you are at it can you guys please fix it for my Netscape Navigator? I'm tired of my complaints being ignored.
  • yonderTheGreat - November 4, 2012 7:38 p.m.

    As funny as the article was, that comment was funnier :)
  • RabidTurtl - November 5, 2012 3:52 p.m.

    Good luck, I'm still waiting for the Mosaic patch.

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