• Yaro - August 13, 2010 7:17 p.m.

    Nice laughs, but one question...why Prague as place of Mario's death? Is just random city or is there a special hidden reason? XD
  • Wolverine08 - August 13, 2010 6:45 p.m.

    cool, next week, 'what if Lara Croft wasn't the one with the boobs...' oh, hang on, sorry i don't know what came over me...
  • revrock - August 13, 2010 6:41 p.m.

    This is why I love GR... I was looking at N4G and saw the title and thumbnail for this article and KNEW it was a GR article, you guys rule!
  • 510BrotherPanda - August 13, 2010 6:21 p.m.

    I agree with DSD; Mario's only famous because Nintendo whores him out on everything. It's also Nintendo's fault for the re-characterization of Luigi as "that one guy who lives in the giant shadow of his older, shorter brother". I like green as a color better. And Luigi's mustache isn't all ratty looking. But yes, Tails will suck no matter where he is. It's his fault Sega inundated us with all those other crap furry characters over the years. Sonic should have never "needed" a sidekick in the first place. Diddy is the far superior sidekick, I think.
  • PaulieWaulie - August 13, 2010 6:12 p.m.

    What exactly was the point of this article?
  • DarkSpyroDragon - August 13, 2010 6:07 p.m.

    I'd take Luigi over Mario any day (as well as Knuckles over Tails or Sonic :p)
  • marioman50 - August 13, 2010 5:45 p.m.

    My god, just that last image, lol
  • oufour - August 13, 2010 5:34 p.m.

    i wish tails would get his own game. at least luigi is still a sidekick, tails get's no love.
  • fartinapot - August 13, 2010 5:26 p.m.

    I love Luigi! He's Awesome!
  • awsomemaster - August 13, 2010 5:10 p.m.

    @lucas umm your a little late there bud...
  • Clovin64 - August 13, 2010 5:09 p.m.

    Yay! Give the underrated sidekick some love! Luigi is less chubby than Mario anyway, so he must be fitter and healthier and he could run faster and jump higher.
  • wiigamer024 - August 13, 2010 5:06 p.m.

    Whoa... what an screwed up universe... I wonder what would happen to the rest of the video game industry? lol great article, guys!
  • Lucas - August 13, 2010 5:02 p.m.

  • RonnyLive19881 - August 13, 2010 4:52 p.m.

    That was terrible... Why hate on Nintendo?
  • DustyRooster - August 13, 2010 4:49 p.m.

    Amazing, truly amazing! Meanwhile in the real world Luigi and Shadow the hedgehog have an emo goth band together and play the keytar.
  • SolarPoweredShitMachine - August 13, 2010 4:39 p.m.

    I want Tails to be Sega's mascot. He can fly as fast as Sonic can run, has an IQ of around 300 and did I mention that he can FLY!? And this article lost all credibility when it implied that a video game based movie could be good. (Joking. This article is hilarious)
  • OMG3DDON - August 13, 2010 4:37 p.m.

    the baby on the left of mario party babyz looks like he could be a cuban dictator. Also, great article :)
  • Felixthecat - August 13, 2010 4:18 p.m.

    Oh baby, Luigi and Tales at the Olympic Games would be a day one purchase for me.
  • DarkTone - August 13, 2010 4:14 p.m.

    But if Luigi WAS the star from the beggining people would dislike Mario. Same goes for Tail.... no, he would still suck.
  • myguyfromthe80s - August 13, 2010 4:09 p.m.

    *cough* *cough* *splutter* Pass me some of that shit! *Tokes* "What if Mario wasn't the famous brother?"

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