What do real-life sleeping dogs think about Sleeping Dogs? Probably this. Probably...

Despite being called Sleeping Dogs, the vest-wearing sandbox open-world of Sleeping Dogs is relatively bereft of dogs, sleeping or otherwise. But that observation has nothing to do with what we're doing here. What we're doing here is presenting you with a hypothetical question scenario type thing. Which is: What do actual real-life sleeping dogs think about Sleeping Dogs? We wanted to find out. In order to facilitate the process of finding out, we found pictures of some dogs in a state of asleepness and made up a bunch of stuff.

So we are very excited to exclusively reveal what actual real-life sleeping dogs think about Sleeping Dogs...

Sleeping dog #01: Mr Wrinkles

Sleeping dog #02: B-Dog Shatting Tail III

Sleeping dog #03: Puppy

Sleeping dog #04: Gloria

Sleeping dog #05: Kalashnikov

Sleeping dog #06: Baron von Bum Snuffler

Sleeping dog #07 Professor Grumbledore

Sleeping dog #08: Waggy Woofington

Sleeping dog #09: Montgomery

And there we have it. Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen. It couldn't have happened without you. If anyone feels compelled to write a comment about dogs or sleeping or sleeping dogs or Sleeping Dogs, please do your business in the designated comments section below. Good boy.


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  • KidKatana - August 22, 2012 5 a.m.

    This article has it all. Extra points for Professor Grumbledore.
  • garnsr - August 22, 2012 9:19 a.m.

    Agreed. Are these all the real names of these dogs?
  • oddprophet - August 22, 2012 5:29 a.m.

    I came for the Sleeping Dogs. I stayed for the sleeping dogs.
  • DiJunoMan - August 22, 2012 7:29 a.m.

    Finally, a Sleeping Dogs article about actual sleeping dogs. What took the internet so long?
  • sirdilznik - August 22, 2012 8:06 a.m.

    Cundy never disappoints. Also, I have a strong craving to rub Baron von Bum Snuffler's belly.
  • XanderGC - August 22, 2012 8:11 a.m.

    This is the kind of fun article I love from GR. 10 points to GRUK.
  • CurryIsGood - August 22, 2012 9:52 a.m.

    Gamesradar, you're the best. Only you would write about sleeping dogs with the likes of Waggy Woofington
  • shawksta - August 22, 2012 11:33 a.m.

    This....this is just Brilliantly Awesome, took long enough for a post about being Literal! The Brilliant Names make up for the fact that you didnt use Sophia's Dog but still brilliant.
  • GR_SophiaTong - August 22, 2012 2:15 p.m.

    I know! I should have forced Bailey up in there. Although I'm sure he has no thoughts on Sleeping Dogs. Just food.
  • shawksta - August 22, 2012 6:50 p.m.

    Then maybe he can judge the food in Sleeping Dogs XD
  • rxb - August 22, 2012 11:39 a.m.

    Canine out of 10, did you steal that from the Towelly joke factory? haha
  • jackthemenace - August 22, 2012 3:11 p.m.

    That part had me in bits. Great work Cundy, I love your stuff :D
  • SpadesSlick - August 22, 2012 4:20 p.m.

    Cundy why are you such an amazing man?
  • Sjoeki - August 23, 2012 2:17 p.m.

    None of these dogs dreamed of leg humping? It's sad to see so many castrated dogs.
  • strawhatxpirate - August 23, 2012 2:37 p.m.

    Mr. Wrinkles, lol. That's my pug's name! Sleeping Dogs.. makes me sleepy...
  • Stabby_Joe - August 23, 2012 6:11 p.m.

    Ahhh, spambots galore! Anyway, I always wondered what the purpose of the title of that game was. I'm sure I could find out easily online, but nonetheless haha...

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