VIDEO: Press X to Jason Voorhees

Find out what Jason really got up to in that mall (hint: he killed loads of people)

Words: on July 30, 2010
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Taking the piss out of Heavy Rain is neither big nor clever. Still, it is really funny, as this year's favourite gaming meme, Press X to Jason, admirably proved with a kick-ass flash game and damn catchy tune. So in the spirit of being six months too late to the party we've created our own version of the infamous Jason mall scene with a hockey mask-wearing homicidal twist.

Warning: You need to be at least 18 years of age to watch this video as it contains loads of extremely graphic, if hilarious, murders from a series of shitty horror films.

Also, the only thing more horrifying than Jason popping some dude's skull like blood-filled water balloon is the quality of our current video player. If you want to view Press X to Jason Voorhees at a resolution that won't scar your corneas, we suggest watching the video on our Youtube channel.



Look out for next week's edition: Press X to Jason and the Argonauts... which will almost certainly never get made.

July 30, 2010

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  • Clovin64

    Clovin64  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I really shouldnt have been immature enough to laugh at something this stupid...but God help me I did laugh. A lot. First the "Press X to Jason" song and now this? I can officially never take Heavy Rain seriously ever again.
    Reply
  • SaCKBoii

    SaCKBoii  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    YOU HAVE 2 WATCH THIS VIDEO IT HALARIOUS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0nE35G-9nA&NR=1
    Reply
  • SaCKBoii

    SaCKBoii  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    didnt think it was funny expected it all so it aint tht funny, i feel left out cus i didnt find it funny :(
    Reply
  • HawtKakez

    HawtKakez  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Don't press X! For the love of all that's holy, don't press X!
    Great video. I'm starting to wonder if I'm mentally disturbed since I laughed at the video.
    Reply
  • notallgoodnameswheretaken

    notallgoodnameswheretaken  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    @Octoboy That one is hilarious.
    Reply
  • Ravenbom

    Ravenbom  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Awesome.
    Reply
  • Thuperman

    Thuperman  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Is it bad that i foound this to be extremely hillarious?
    Reply
  • Silvermech

    Silvermech  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Oh you murderous madman, Jason. Killing men and women alike, only more gruesomely with women.
    Reply
  • 8bitBaby

    8bitBaby  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    jeeeeez,
    that scene with jason and the sleeping bags just makes him look lazy.
    JASON!
    Reply
  • diddly

    diddly  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Why is that woman crying at the end? Doesn't she know Jason never dies?!?
    Reply
  • Octoboy

    Octoboy  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I think this is one of the best Heavy Rain spoofs, my personal favorite:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cgOti7gLus
    Reply
  • ericn67

    ericn67  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    why jason take freddy
    Reply
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    i wouldnt say it was that grapic just really funny.
    Reply
  • IsaacFenix

    IsaacFenix  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Nice touch with the red balloon and Jason's theme at the end, made me crack up.

    I don't typicallt do this, but this one is too weird not to.

    RECAPTCHA: muskrats hearties! -WTF?
    Reply
  • crazytar

    crazytar  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    so it's a show about three hookers and their mom?
    Reply
  • BlackElement17

    BlackElement17  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    So Jason doesn't come back?
    Reply
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