VIDEO: Press X to Jason Voorhees

Taking the piss out of Heavy Rain is neither big nor clever. Still, it is really funny, as this year's favourite gaming meme, Press X to Jason, admirably proved with a kick-ass flash game and damn catchy tune. So in the spirit of being six months too late to the party we've created our own version of the infamous Jason mall scene with a hockey mask-wearing homicidal twist.

Warning: You need to be at least 18 years of age to watch this video as it contains loads of extremely graphic, if hilarious, murders from a series of shitty horror films.

Also, the only thing more horrifying than Jason popping some dude's skull like blood-filled water balloon is the quality of our current video player. If you want to view Press X to Jason Voorhees at a resolution that won't scar your corneas, we suggest watching the video on our Youtube channel.

Look out for next week's edition: Press X to Jason and the Argonauts... which will almost certainly never get made.

July 30, 2010


  • Clovin64 - August 1, 2010 12:36 a.m.

    I really shouldnt have been immature enough to laugh at something this stupid...but God help me I did laugh. A lot. First the "Press X to Jason" song and now this? I can officially never take Heavy Rain seriously ever again.
  • SaCKBoii - July 31, 2010 10:54 p.m.

  • SaCKBoii - July 31, 2010 10:26 p.m.

    didnt think it was funny expected it all so it aint tht funny, i feel left out cus i didnt find it funny :(
  • HawtKakez - July 31, 2010 1:38 p.m.

    Don't press X! For the love of all that's holy, don't press X! Great video. I'm starting to wonder if I'm mentally disturbed since I laughed at the video.
  • notallgoodnameswheretaken - July 30, 2010 10:31 p.m.

    @Octoboy That one is hilarious.
  • Ravenbom - July 30, 2010 9:52 p.m.

  • Thuperman - July 30, 2010 8:05 p.m.

    Is it bad that i foound this to be extremely hillarious?
  • Silvermech - July 30, 2010 3:48 p.m.

    Oh you murderous madman, Jason. Killing men and women alike, only more gruesomely with women.
  • 8bitBaby - July 30, 2010 2:48 p.m.

    jeeeeez, that scene with jason and the sleeping bags just makes him look lazy. JASON!
  • diddly - July 30, 2010 1:27 p.m.

    Why is that woman crying at the end? Doesn't she know Jason never dies?!?
  • Octoboy - July 30, 2010 12:19 p.m.

    I think this is one of the best Heavy Rain spoofs, my personal favorite:
  • ericn67 - July 30, 2010 12:12 p.m.

    why jason take freddy
  • Cyberninja - July 30, 2010 12:03 p.m.

    i wouldnt say it was that grapic just really funny.
  • IsaacFenix - July 30, 2010 11:10 a.m.

    Nice touch with the red balloon and Jason's theme at the end, made me crack up. I don't typicallt do this, but this one is too weird not to. RECAPTCHA: muskrats hearties! -WTF?
  • crazytar - July 30, 2010 10:59 a.m.

    so it's a show about three hookers and their mom?
  • BlackElement17 - July 30, 2010 9:44 a.m.

    So Jason doesn't come back?

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