Taking the piss out of Heavy Rain is neither big nor clever. Still, it is really funny, as this year's favourite gaming meme, Press X to Jason, admirably proved with a kick-ass flash game and damn catchy tune. So in the spirit of being six months too late to the party we've created our own version of the infamous Jason mall scene with a hockey mask-wearing homicidal twist.
Warning: You need to be at least 18 years of age to watch this video as it contains loads of extremely graphic, if hilarious, murders from a series of shitty horror films.
Also, the only thing more horrifying than Jason popping some dude's skull like blood-filled water balloon is the quality of our current video player. If you want to view Press X to Jason Voorhees at a resolution that won't scar your corneas, we suggest watching the video on our Youtube channel.
Look out for next week's edition: Press X to Jason and the Argonauts... which will almost certainly never get made.
July 30, 2010