The worst box art of 2007

Take a look back at the 15 games that fuglied up store shelves the most this year

Words: on December 12, 2007

Designing a box for a game is tough. With one image, you need to stand out on the shelf, catch the eye of the casual consumer and convince them that your game is worth their money. Some games get it wrong; others get it so wrong that potential customers actually recoil in horror. We've all seen terrible old atrocities like Mega Man and Alex Kidd in Miracle World, but don't think for a second that awful cover art is a thing of the past, left behind by a more sophisticated games industry. To prove it, we've pulled together the 15 worst examples from this year alone for you to gawk at. 

Please bear in mind we're not passing judgment over the games themselves - just the boxes that hold them.

15. Fairy Godmother Tycoon (PC, released April 30)

Compositionally, there's nothing wrong with this Shrek 2-inspired box and its frog-lipped, cake-haired, cow-eyed matron - apart from the fact that it exists.

14. Etrian Odyssey (DS, released May 15)

Shh! These characters were posing, but then a loud noise startled them into hiding on the far side of the cover. Maybe if we're real quiet, they'll slowly creep back and help us figure out how to read their logo.

13. Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek (PC, released June 7)

Also known as "Nancy Drew: The Painting on the Side of the Van Owned by the Middle-Aged Man Who Wears a Turquoise Belt Buckle and Collects Dreamcatchers."

12. Petz: Catz 2 (PC/PS2/Wii/DS, released Nov. 15)

"O HAI U CATCHED US SECKSING LOL."

We honestly don't know what's worse - the fact that these kittens are clearly getting it on, or the way they're making eye contact with us the entire time.

11. Touch Detective 2 ½ (DS, released Oct. 9)

Um...

What.

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  • AntistasMetroid

    AntistasMetroid  - 10 months, 1 week ago  - Report

    Im a few years too late but damn it all if Wikiparaz doesnt make me laugh out loud more often than i thought possible! That obvious penis hidden and the escalating zoom as i scrolled down the page... Classic!
  • thefreakysurgeon

    thefreakysurgeon  - 1 year, 2 months ago  - Report

    EEEEKK! A PENIS! IN TOUCH DETECTIVE!
  • waffledragon33

    waffledragon33  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    lol
  • BobskillzDETH13

    BobskillzDETH13  - 2 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    Art intern: Is this stupid robot seriously the only piece of art they sent us?
    Art director: Well, no. They also sent us a render of a huge, throbbing penis. But putting that on the cover translates to poor sales in certain parts of the country.
    Art intern: So what do you want me to do with it?
    Art director: Just put a big lens flare on it somewhere and let's call it a day.
    Art intern: Are you sure? I could do, like, a stylized outline, or…
    Art director: You think you're too good for lens flare, you little son of a bitch?
    Art intern: Wha-
    Art director: (Punching noises) I was laughing so freakin hard i almost pissed myself
  • BobskillzDETH13

    BobskillzDETH13  - 2 years, 3 months ago  - Report

    worse! its a p**is with a face ROFLMAO :D Kinky kitties
  • gangjute8

    gangjute8  - 2 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    Wow. This still remains one of my favorite articles on the website. Sad thing is, that's exactly how I looked at the Orange Box until about 6 months ago.
  • Tentacles

    Tentacles  - 3 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    Hey, Etrian Odyssey is still awesome, even if the box art fails.
    After all, F.O.E!
  • Cogglesz

    Cogglesz  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    pretty funny how all of them except the pc games are all nintendo products
  • JosephCh

    JosephCh  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    Lawl you guys crack me up.
  • Evenflow69

    Evenflow69  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    The touch detective on made me laugh so hard!!!
    FIRST!
  • lava_lamp

    lava_lamp  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    you know that brown thing from touch detective is tapping that
  • tacolord

    tacolord  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    omg!!!!! its a completely normal mushroom that looks like a p***s!!!! i need to get out more......
  • MacGyver1138

    MacGyver1138  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    I have to stop looking at these articles at work. I just had to fake that my laughter was a cough when I saw the touch detective one!
  • sniperscope

    sniperscope  - 3 years, 4 months ago  - Report

    touch detective is hilarious! The kittens are great too
  • ArcturusMengsk

    ArcturusMengsk  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Does that mushroom have a tooth? What the hell does a mushroom need a tooth for? It probably doesn't even talk.
  • chilarome

    chilarome  - 2 years, 8 months ago  - Report

    wow pet catz... thats just creepy, as is the touch detective
  • Evernight

    Evernight  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    OMG I was literally crying when I saw the touch detective thing. Perfect... no need for words... just zoom in on the offender.
  • Ezekiel17

    Ezekiel17  - 2 years, 9 months ago  - Report

    "O HAI U CATCHED US SECKSING LOL."

    Lmao! The Catz 2 one made me laugh the most.

    ReCaptcha: Nrthrn highs (Lol, yeah, I know alot of people from the north west that got high)
  • Evolution

    Evolution  - 3 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    The orange box thing is so funny.i laughed so hard!XD
  • hanky_panky

    hanky_panky  - 3 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    oh gawd dat was funny touch detective was by far the best... THANKYOU GR!!! i havent laughed like dat in ages =D
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