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The Top 7... Worst scenes in Uwe Boll movies

Cinematic crimes from the director gamers love to hate

Words: on September 22, 2008
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  • BHT128 - September 23, 2008 1:11 a.m.

    I almost killed myself during the house of the dead vid, and nearly wet myself during the "Terrifying" special effects of Bloodrayne.

  • Tymiegie - September 23, 2008 12:35 a.m.

    Of course.... He hates video games. That's why he feels he has to make God-Awful game-based movies. It's so everyone else hates video games as much as he does

  • iluvmyDS - September 22, 2008 11:28 p.m.

    He summed it up, "I hate video games". As if we didn't know that already. Douche.

  • Cynwyddon - September 22, 2008 10:59 p.m.

    7 pages? How dare you do such a wrongful thing yet again, Gamesradar. I'm going to plagiarize this and post it on hundreds of forums without a single link or mention of the original source. Take that, 7pageRadar.

  • TheSuburbiaRuins - September 22, 2008 10:56 p.m.

    Haha amazing top 7 Mikel, love it. I love the music they play during the HoftheD sequence, it so doesn't fit at all. And who knew people could die from getting shot in the dick? You learn somethin new everyday

  • MW3M - September 22, 2008 10:21 p.m.

    Bloodrayne 2 went straight to DVD. Any Uwe links there? That said.. Postal the movie looks like big crispy dumb fun....

  • Holy Diver - September 22, 2008 10:13 p.m.

    There must be some people here who watvh his movies. Studios wouldnt let him direct if his films didnt make any money

  • Dude - December 8, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    I love the gun physics. Shotgun= no kick for u but 13 foot knockback for the "zombie"

  • groovy3000 - December 8, 2008 1:49 a.m.

    that bloodrayne montage almost killed me it was so funny

  • IronGuy410 - September 27, 2008 8:23 p.m.

    uwe boll must be brainless motherf@#%er. on imdb.com i havent seen one movie of his that has gotten over 5.0/10. and to think that he actually gets paid...

  • kstegall - September 26, 2008 7:53 p.m.

    Wha? How DARE you mock or defame "Bullet-Time of the Dead"?! It's probably the greatest action sequence in the hallowed halls of cinema history! Uwe Boll is a genius.

  • Bryce2552 - September 25, 2008 3:26 a.m.

    That house of the dead clip was the shittiest thing ive ever seen. Lets put the black chick in a leotard with the flag on it. THEN people will watch this mindless bullshit.

  • Smeggs - September 24, 2008 8:59 p.m.

    Ok...WTF? Ninja zombies, and suddenly when they have guns the kids become Neo from the freaking Matrix? Oh and you have to love how at 1:05, Uwe can't even remember what gun the chick had as she switches suddenly from a shotgun to a pistol and back to a shotgun.

  • Craza - September 24, 2008 4:55 a.m.

    Haha, I remember the first time I saw House of the Dead. I watched it with my dad as one of those old, not really heard of movies they play on Sunday and we were laughing our asses off, it was so effing ridiculous. Then when I saw how Burt Reynolds and Ray Liotta degraded themselves on Dungeon Siege, that's when Uwe Boll became a pathetic excuse for a director. Then of course BloodRayne, don't even get me started on BloodRayne!

  • pornomancer - September 23, 2008 6:43 p.m.

    whatever, I have more fun a Boll film than I do a Bruckheimer film EVERY time (and I know that Bolls films are shit)

  • Juriasu - September 23, 2008 5:14 p.m.

    If boll hates video-games, then how come he keeps making movies based around them! Does he like want to get back at them?

  • Eo1spy - September 23, 2008 4:32 p.m.

    Hmm, haters should try this: http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html (Petition to stop Uwe Boll) Then send to all your friends!

  • Themis - September 23, 2008 12:43 p.m.

    I can't believe that the German ship captain guy in HOTD was also the star of Das Boot, nominated for 6 Oscars. Crazy.

  • LionheartAce - September 23, 2008 12:42 p.m.

    Holy crap... I wasn't on this hate train before, but that is just all kinds of stupid. Those have got to be the worst things I have ever seen.

  • IWUNapenguin - September 23, 2008 6:05 a.m.

    to be fair, it seems like he followed the plots to some of those games pretty closely. i think we're just upset that it was TOO close. and the fact that they're essentially boyhood masterbations on film.

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