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  • halifaxia - July 21, 2009 4:32 a.m.

    Haha! I love you guys! When reading the beginning, I was like "Surely, Aperture Science must have a place here." What do you know! The misleading promise of cake is one of the evilest things evar. I also wasn't expecting the Sliph co, but they deserve this title as well as the others! Captcha: $14,957,000 goatskin ???
  • ChrisAntistaSmellsLikePizza - July 21, 2009 4:20 a.m.

    Great top 7, I really like the pokemon pic of which one to save, that was great. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Just to be annoying . . . the cake . . . i . .s . . a . . (massive strain) . . . LIE!!!
  • w1n5t0n - July 21, 2009 3:14 a.m.

    What about the company from Assassin's creed? They want to steal that gold egg thing, launch it into space and kill everyone or soemthing... thats evil.
  • nummymuffin - July 21, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    What about Ryan Industries?
  • AMayer - July 21, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    I'd also like to add Abstergo for Assissn's Creed. The Knights Templar were huge jerks.
  • TKTOWA - July 21, 2009 2:06 a.m.

    I was a little dissapointed in not seeing The UAC. The company from Doom was experimenting with all sorts of ungodly things and opened a gate to HELL. If that wasn't bad enough, some hotshots tried to harness it. HARNESS HELL. Does it get more evil than that?
  • cookie23q - July 21, 2009 12:50 a.m.

    this is hilarious!! mr ryan you are a genius
  • PS360Rulez - July 21, 2009 12:10 a.m.

    lol I also noticed that 11*60=660. Do your homework GR.
  • KillDrone - July 20, 2009 11:54 p.m.

    Despite how funny this article is, it contains numerous errors.
  • ObamasGreyDick - July 20, 2009 11:45 p.m.

    Get yo own damn fries
  • ELpork - July 20, 2009 11:23 p.m.

    Umbrella FTW.
  • Silvermech - July 20, 2009 11:22 p.m.

    The cake is a lie, and your nothing but apocher.
  • MailMan - July 20, 2009 11:11 p.m.

    wow, hell of a lot of evil out there in cyberland :S surely you could put aperture science and black mesa down as 'top 7 most inept corporations'? im sure they meant no harm XD
  • gatornation1254 - July 20, 2009 10:08 p.m.

    I think Silph Co. are the biggest douchebags of all I would definitely pick that pokemon over the homeless guy. ReCAPTCHA: Abra acquired See its a sign from the heavens.
  • theawesome - July 20, 2009 9:38 p.m.

    the cake is a lie?
  • Cyberninja - July 20, 2009 9:37 p.m.

    the next top 7 is going to be the top 7 awesomest companies
  • hobojesse - July 20, 2009 9:37 p.m.

    so instead of having them squished they are just shacked like crying babies?! i feel much better about them now!
  • hobojesse - July 20, 2009 9:31 p.m.

    sliph co. should be #1. i got lost in that damn building so many times playing pokemon red as a kid and wanting to throw my brand new gameboy into a wall! poor pokemon (>-.-)> *hug*
  • dweller - July 20, 2009 9:26 p.m.

    Caaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeee!!!
  • doomdude - July 27, 2009 1:29 a.m.

    dude you guys always make great articles this being one

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