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  • american-idiot367 - February 21, 2010 12:13 a.m.

    u forgot to add that mario takes shrooms and goes on trips :)
  • Fearthylogic - July 21, 2009 7:55 a.m.

    Team Fortress 2 Hundreds of men fight and die in a bloody war over differences of color
  • LIFExDEATH - June 28, 2009 1:48 p.m.

    ROTFLOL, pikmin was awsome! and pokemon.....made me cry, and FF VII, that i did not understand well.... !mario!
  • Defiance - June 19, 2009 6:43 a.m.

    If people are promoting the evil while playing a good character, are they promoting good when playing a bad one?
  • jar-head - June 15, 2009 5:17 p.m.

    but, Pikman was pretty damn funny interpretation lmao, i would have gone with " One man creates an army of ticks to kill all insects and vermin alike, while murdering the bird population in search of bottle caps and cigarette boxes...Later comming back with an protege to do it all over again
  • jar-head - June 15, 2009 5:14 p.m.

    Gears of war, colonists? I Dont think so... Colonizing planets requires space tech, i have not seen one flying craft, other then a King Raven. Plus, if the shit got so bad, someone would have thought of this: "use the Death star and Obliterate the planet, along with the Horde" I think GoW is more like Earth settings, but with monsters, no space tech yet...
  • Yellowhat17 - June 15, 2009 4:53 a.m.

    Ha, ha! That was great! Also: Ico- A teenager abducts a young girl and brutally murders other members of the girls household before leaving.
  • gatornation1254 - June 15, 2009 2:17 a.m.

    It turns out most video game characters are rapists, drug addicts, and/or religious zealots who would have guessed. reCaptcha: Artis larz
  • Dameon Angell - June 14, 2009 8:42 a.m.

    Lmao no no no. Super Mario Brothers: Blue collar worker goes on a turtle genocide while feeding his shroom binge.
  • FETALJUICE - June 13, 2009 10:47 p.m.

    Epic article.
  • mertor3190 - June 13, 2009 10:06 p.m.

    Good stuff
  • gamemaster100 - June 13, 2009 9:25 p.m.

  • DeathByGamer - June 13, 2009 6:29 p.m.

    Ha, this was hilarious. The link to the movie article was great as well. Thanks a bunch!
  • Cyberninja - June 13, 2009 3:08 p.m.

    now that you exsposed my secret of making games evil i have to kill you (JK)
  • smallberry - June 13, 2009 9:30 a.m.

    The Zork entry was the best. Reduced a good few years of my life to robbing a house.
  • Vagrant - June 13, 2009 3:18 a.m.

    Halo one was the funniest. Because murdering thousands of people is always comedy gold!
  • civver - June 13, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    Gears of War (the best) and Halo made me LOL. But why did you have to change some plots too much? Gordon Freeman wasn't "disgraced" in HL2, he was even worshipped. There's a freakin stained glass church window with his face on it. Too bad the Tomb Raider one actually describes the real plot.
  • NanoElite666 - June 13, 2009 3:01 a.m.

    Great article. Very much enjoyed reading it.
  • nutella - June 13, 2009 2:49 a.m.

    bad pac man bad
  • noofer7 - June 13, 2009 1:46 a.m.

    that was short

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