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Nerd rage activate! It’s time to pointlessly nitpick games that don’t deserve it!

Words: on August 25, 2009
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  • themooninites - September 1, 2009 9:37 p.m.

    what about in halo? you know: melee > guns how the hell does that work?

  • prahanormal - August 31, 2009 3:32 a.m.

    People who think this is a bad article are clearly missing the point.

  • Defguru7777 - August 30, 2009 10:52 p.m.

    Too bad this wasn't in time for the Week of Geek. Awesome article.

  • BertTheTurtle - August 29, 2009 7:24 p.m.

    I think Cloud's sword looks like Pyramid Heads knife. Which is awesome.

  • adadadad - August 28, 2009 7:04 p.m.

    @ barrage7667, broother. ;/ may respect yous. may think if yous and may can cross this concole devide - with a handshake like broothers - mayb wes sees that wes is not so differennt, u and i? ;/

  • barrage7667 - August 28, 2009 4:42 p.m.

    xboxrulez and adadadad or both MORONS they are probably the same person lol cause they rite the same way and are both insanely biased and idiotic

  • chadman203 - August 28, 2009 10:06 a.m.

    I fucking Hate those Japanese Asian watever Games Honestly What it with them and Big FUCKING Unrealistic gay ass Swords and their Gay ass Frohawks. I've never seen an ASIAN with a FROhawk. Second: i friking hate the Battles honestly the first thing in itself is retarded. The ONLY Good Thing about their Games is that Usually they Have pretty damn Good Graphics i gotta give em that.

  • DasavageJ - August 28, 2009 8:43 a.m.

    Great article but I would like to point out that I believe Geosynchronous mean 'In sync with the Earth's orbit' thus whatever it is you were talking about (sorry i forgot after reading the comments) would likely have stayed over the mentioned city. But I could be wrong. Regardless great article Mr. Wilde

  • blazeinwaze - August 28, 2009 5:34 a.m.

    kipper dont be such a tight ass and learn to loosen the tie some people can actually READ without every little dot possible thanks

  • Tymiegie - August 28, 2009 2:31 a.m.

    YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nitpick those games! Nitpick them until there is nothing left, but the little realism they can actually muster.

  • DontEatRawHagis - August 28, 2009 2:13 a.m.

    (Comic Book Guy's Voice) Cloud's sword can easily be made out of Styrofoam. If you read the Expanded series you would know that all monsters in that game are made out of paper and that his styrofoam blade is sharpened to a molecule thin length. (Comic Book guy Over) This article is pure genius.

  • AHolyMonk - August 28, 2009 1:38 a.m.

    Reading this article is like looking into a mirror. I love finding technicalities that dont make sense in games. This article gets a 10 just because i see a little bit of myself in it. =)

  • AntistasBoneShield - August 27, 2009 9:52 p.m.

    That was another amazing article! Tyler Wilde FTW!

  • adadadad - August 27, 2009 5:57 p.m.

    helo, baby, may back. got the temporeriy restriction from the mood :( sadface. may felt so cold and alone. but broothers, sisters, do no /cry for may. may learnt the leasson. may not use caps. may not cuss ps-3 (although, fingre aches!). may drinkee the phyenix down, and may ok. may love yous. ax

  • 360noscope - August 27, 2009 2:30 p.m.

    never noticed most of these.. good article Mr.Wild.. Love these kinda articles

  • Unoriginal - August 27, 2009 9:41 a.m.

    Pure genious. Seriously, hats of to you Mr. Wilde. Why the re-change to the old profile pic?

  • gmilf71 - August 27, 2009 12:37 a.m.

    yep in cod4, i regularly slash people in the knee cap and they die instantly.

  • gmilf71 - August 27, 2009 12:33 a.m.

    oh also in halo the spartan laser wouldn't have recoil because theres no explosion, its not matter, and its light.

  • gmilf71 - August 27, 2009 12:29 a.m.

    also in cod waw the fact that you can hold an mg42 with out a turret is impossible. also a level in 1943 features the svt-44(Sturmgewer-44) wich was invented in 1944. And russian tanks (t-34) never had flame throwers. and they also never put scopes on kar98ks. also with an m-1 garand, you couldn't manually reload. you had to wait till the entire clip emptied. hows that for buzzkill?

  • YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic - August 27, 2009 12:22 a.m.

    Well Tyler, i must point out the fact that you are wrong on two points. First, cloud can lift his sword becuase he is a Final Fantsy charecer, implicateing that he can do anything a likely underpaid write can think of, and becuase of magic or science, or bolth. Second, it it a proven fact that it was indeed my father that invented facts.

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