Sex Toy Story

One of the greatest things I’ve ever had the good fortune to witness first hand at GamesRadar was the look on Brett Elston’s face while retelling what’s become known as “Sex Toy Story” onTalkRadar 116. It seems former GR employee and current Activision spokes model, Dan Amrich snuck over to Elston’s desk at some point, and then posed his action figures in the lewd positions. And the cad took pictures! Oh, can you imagine the scandal?

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We thought it was hilarious, although to hear Brett tell it, it may as well have been the most traumatic thing he’s ever experienced, and not simply a group of Spider-Men crudely pantomiming BJs. Which of course made it that much funnier. I can only assume the TalkRadar community also managed to convert Brett’s pain into their pleasure, since that little conversation was the only provocation they needed to go apeshit posting XXX pics of their dolls in passionate coitus. Oh yes, we’re doing this. Prepare yourselves for the single most juvenile and least game relatedthing we’ve ever posted...

I don’t care what anyone says, this is hysterical. I was nearly moved totears just by the sheervolume of contributions. Hope you weren’t expecting a Pixar parody with dildos and love pouches. In our defense, we’re classy respectable Gamez Journalists, not MadTV.

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