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  • DarthEnderX - July 20, 2013 12:52 a.m.

    QOTW: I'd freeze time, throw a bunch of knives at my opponent, drop a steamroller on him, then punch the steamroller till it explodes. Also, WTF is my PokeRadar!?
  • Cyberninja - July 19, 2013 10:16 p.m.

    My special move would be an attack that keeps people from gushing about games series they know nothing about like people who say they love Kingdom Hearts after only playing 1&2 or a certain webstie's crew saying they love Persona so much after only playing Golden.
  • GOD - July 19, 2013 9:38 p.m.

    Hmmm after thinking about an answer for about a minute, I'd run at my opponent and drop kick them to the ground. Then before they get up, rush over to them, stand on their chest with one foot to hold them down while facing them, and then bend backwards so that my hands land on their ankles, and in one fluid motion bend back up ripping their legs off and then continuing to bend forward as I bash them in the head with their own severed legs. It would be quick, shocking, and just a bit hard to watch. Nothing like be me but fun nonetheless. ...what did you think I was gonna do? Smite them? You know, not every god has to follow your stereotypes.
  • GOD - July 19, 2013 9:40 p.m.

    *Nothing like me but
  • ZeroPotential - July 19, 2013 7:47 p.m.

    My special move is shooting out versions of myself as projectiles out of my pockets. If they hit the enemy, they deal damage but if they don't, they stay in one spot before they are taken back to the alternate dimension from which they came. I would then have the option to port my consciousness into any one of those other mes, allowing me to teleport behind the enemy and shoot more versions of me at them.
  • winner2 - July 19, 2013 6:38 p.m.

    I would do a combo move like out of that adventure time episode with game frame in BMO, and that would cause a golden controller to fall from the sky into my hands, which I would then use to fully control my opponent. I would then control them into taking off their clothes and curling up in the fetal position at my feet, sobbing pitifully as they beg for mercy and admit defeat.
  • ljrivarola - July 19, 2013 6:35 p.m.

    I would pull out a giant radio and play my jingle as loud as I can until my opponent's ears explode or until he/she runs away, whatever happens first. Still... I don't think I could do ANYTHING against Henry's super farts
  • g1rldraco7 - July 19, 2013 6:34 p.m.

    My character would seduce my opponent and then shift into a werewolf to tear them apart or the win.
  • Xtapolapopotamus - July 19, 2013 6:25 p.m.

    QOTW: My finishing move would be destroying my opponent with my bear arms. Yes, bear arms. My useless human arms would fall off and two large bears would sprout from my shoulders and attack and destroy my foe as bears often do.
  • GenderBender_9000 - July 19, 2013 5:57 p.m.

    If my opponent was George Saint Pierre then I would lick whip cream off every inch of his body.
  • scifly - July 19, 2013 10:59 p.m.

    The spectators look on in stunned silence as the octagon becomes the set of a homo-erotic porno. They try to look away but they can't because deep down they know what they are witnessing is to beautiful to miss. No person leaves the match unaroused. An extremely devastating attack.
  • Moondoggie1157 - July 19, 2013 5:22 p.m.

    Passive Aggressive manipulation, patronize and belittle
  • GamesRadarCollanderCooper - July 19, 2013 4:58 p.m.

    I would strut behind my dazed opponent, clasp my hands with the index fingers extended and yell "Kan-CHO!" as I shove them where the sun don't shine
  • DaveGoose - July 19, 2013 4:52 p.m.

    My special move would be as follows, I would rip my opponents leg off, then run to their house and beat their family with the leg.
  • Bladdercat - July 19, 2013 4:34 p.m.

    Renting consoles, Dark Souls, 90's and farting, all in the first 20 minutes. Yes! THANK YOU!!!
  • Tranquilbez34 - July 19, 2013 4:05 p.m.

    I would have go for a Triple H style Pedigree face buster followed by a chuck norris style round house kick to knock the head off my opponent
  • codystovall - July 19, 2013 3:44 p.m.

    My fighting move is the disdainful glare.
  • antiAntag0nist - July 19, 2013 3:37 p.m.

    QOTW: My character would emit a scream, "The Brown Noise" sound from South Park; it's a stun move. While my opponent is dealing with the horrible smell and embarrassment befitting the most shyest of teenage Anime girls due to the awful mess in their pants, my follow up attack is to knock them on their ass, dealing even more damage.

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