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RadarPlays - Toilet Kids

Imagine Alice in Wonderland as a vertically scrolling shooter--only, instead of going down a rabbit hole, you’re flushed down the toilet, and instead of meeting the Chesire Cat, you’re immediately sprayed with poo by a spider with a human’s butt. That’s Toilet Kids in a nutshell, a TurboGrafx-16 game that nobody should play. And yet, against their better judgment, Lucas, Tom, and Greg try their darndest to beat the first level of this scatological shmup. If you have a fear of feces, this game is your worst nightmare.

Want to hang out with GamesRadar's editors while taking a look at retro games, new releases, and totally random experiences? RadarPlays is for you. Mondays we'll be checking out blasts from the past on RadarPlays Retro, Wednesdays we change things up to whatever we feel like playing with RadarPlays Shuffle, and Friday is packed with the strangest titles you’ve never (hopefully) heard of in RadarPlays Freaky. We'll also release RadarPlays for all the new releases, so be sure to check back!

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11 comments

  • SwirlyGreenLogo - March 21, 2013 1:13 p.m.

    This was the worst thing for me to watch while vehmently sick. Wtf was I thinking?
  • BladedFalcon - March 16, 2013 11:09 a.m.

    What kind of crap did I just watch??? *Gets booed off the stage* Seriously though... effing Japan, only them, only them.... And there was Sophia Tong not a month ago thinking you guys would get tapped out of weird shit to play after GalGun XD
  • GR_LucasSullivan - March 16, 2013 8:29 p.m.

    I got weird games for days
  • BladedFalcon - March 16, 2013 9:32 p.m.

    ...Dare I ask where and how did you got wind of so much weirdness? XD
  • Sinosaur - March 15, 2013 11:42 p.m.

    I'm sad that I know about so many of these games even before these RadarPlays.
  • GR_LucasSullivan - March 16, 2013 8:29 p.m.

    In that case, I shall make it my secret mission to stump you with some of these!
  • Sinosaur - March 17, 2013 2:26 a.m.

    The Internet is a cruel place, where horrible things spread wide, their far reaching, greasy, shudder inducing grasp unavoidable. Perhaps you might run in fear at the hint, the whiff that its foul progeny might appear before you... but someday it will pounce upon you when you least expect it, making its vileness all the more painful... and you will scream as all do: WHAT THE SHIT, THIS ISN'T A FUCKING ADORABLE CORGI PUPPY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS, LUCAS!
  • shawksta - March 15, 2013 8:03 p.m.

    Oh god, this....this....I...... This is exactly why RadarPlay Freaky is the best shit ever
  • awesomesauce - March 15, 2013 6:56 p.m.

    This game was some "Crap" Bah dum tish
  • JarkayColt - March 15, 2013 4:26 p.m.

    It's not quite as insane as Cho Aniki, but man...the hell did I just watch? =p You may as well just do "RadarPlays: Japan" the way this is going, haha.
  • KA87 - March 15, 2013 4:05 p.m.

    Wow that was a lot of poo. Thanks 4 the great video and for making use fear our toilets.

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