• bryan-e-martinez-duarte - November 17, 2014 12:11 p.m.

    what about the phantom pain?
  • ToasterPro - November 15, 2014 2:47 p.m.

    Red, not Ash! :P
  • you_kno_who_i_am - June 2, 2014 10:27 a.m.

    Please the intro to pokemon alone was at least 4 minutes
  • RocK_M - May 24, 2014 6:42 p.m.

    To be fair the *original* Dark Castle was on Mac.. the mouse pointer to aim and whatnot didn't really convert well to the Console... The main guy was still annoyingly dumb as hell and the game was still unfair =P. The horrible control scheme from the port just made it go from bad to worse xD
  • Redeater - May 23, 2014 10:20 a.m.

    Wow, someone is spewing an unnecessary amount of bile in the comments.
  • IAmARobotWhoTurnsIntoATruckAnd - May 23, 2014 9:06 a.m.

    I think TAS runs shouldn't count
  • Kenshiro3 - November 15, 2014 7:44 a.m.

  • universaltofu - May 22, 2014 11:07 p.m.

    I could go for a similar list of games that are quickly beatable by more conventional means. Gone home for example if you know where to go. Or did that already happen, sometimes it's hard to keep track of these lists.
  • universaltofu - May 22, 2014 11:09 p.m.

    Or it was already in this list and I didn't see it, nevermind me, just being silly.
  • universaltofu - May 22, 2014 11 p.m.

    This reminds me of the game in Aqua teen hunger force that meatwad beats in like 10 seconds, and then becomes a moon master.
  • GenderBender_9000 - May 22, 2014 10:26 p.m.

    There hasn't been this much nerd rage in a Gamesradar article since the Halo Reach review.
  • GOD - May 22, 2014 9:29 p.m.

  • GOD - May 22, 2014 9:32 p.m.

    I just speed ran that comment post. Jelly? Also that guy below who went ballistic over TAS is practically another feature to this article. Lololol, assuming that being entitled to an opinion means that no one is allowed to call you out on it if they disagree! And to expect that on the internet of all places! My sides, they can't take it.
  • J-Fid - May 22, 2014 8:50 p.m.

    It seems I missed some crazy storm that hit here not too long ago. Anyways, one more to mention, though it just falls short of this list. While you mention a Pokemon Yellow run (which I did not know about), there is a much more famous one in Red/Green called the Dokokashira door glitch. It takes about 5 minutes to pull off.
  • EAC73 - May 22, 2014 7:25 p.m.

    Not sure which is more amusing, the actual less than a minute speed runs, or these comments.
  • jamie-stone - May 22, 2014 4:58 p.m.

    One more thing as well. What I posted on this subject is my opinion. Got a problem with it? Guess what? No fucks were given on this day. Anybody who plays games and claims to beat it in under 5 minutes, or even those who supposedly 'write'about it has no business in gaming, period. Cheats/glitches/ etc keep that shit in their category. Claiming to beat a game in under 5 minutes with obvious cheating is not beating a game. Don't like all what I said? I don't give a fuck. I'm a human being who is entitled to my own opinions, beliefs, etc. Apparently we still live in a society that is constantly judging people for their opinions, which is sad as fuck.
  • MARl0 - May 22, 2014 6:01 p.m.

    You might want to go see a psychiatrist... No joke.
  • jamie-stone - May 22, 2014 6:22 p.m.

    Haha really funny. You do not a damned thing about me so take that comment and shove it up your ass. I can say what the fuck I want this is a free country, and as such I am entitled to my own opinion.
  • MARl0 - May 22, 2014 8:02 p.m.

    I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm legitimately concerned that you have a problem. The first step to getting help is admitting that you have a problem. You're showing clear signs of potentially dangerous mental instability, and it's not something to be taken lightly.
  • jamie-stone - May 22, 2014 9:20 p.m.

    Let me ask you this, are you a Psychiatrist? No you are not. Do not make assumptions over things you read. Have you ever taken the few mere seconds to think I'm an asshole? A Jerk, etc? Guess you haven't considering you had the audacity to think something is wrong with my mental stability. I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it because I refuse to take shit from anyone.

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