• KnightDehumidifier - July 14, 2014 5:35 a.m.

    Bad Dudes has created a plethora of unfortunate social justice problems, and rightfully so. For one thing, with the President kidnapped by ninjas, why are we looking for "bad enough dudes"? What about dudettes? Even made more socially problematic, why are these candidates white? Those of African descent, Asians, Latinos, even Native-Americans or those of Samoan descent even, they are not "bad enough" to save the President? Even made more of an issue, conflict has to be resolved by going into a senseless brawl with various forces all throughout the United States, why not open up discussion and peace accords to prevent unwanted fighting? Also, a male President needing rescuing? United States afraid of a female President? Or a president that had mixed parents? It has to be this white male President? In my variation, the President actually put up a fight, this President of feminine properties who has a black father and white mother, and just so happens to be a lesbian (openly proud, mind you) has reasoned with the first four bosses before her statements fell on deafened ears by the Neanderthal White Males that resolve with violence, which have been the cause of all wars in all time. Then the Dedicated Individuals arrive to open up peace talks to reason with the ninjas and their one-sided "Violence is the key" means of life. No one gets hurt, and as peace reigns, it's obvious that love and a spoken word is the best conflict resolution in any case.
  • Man-and-Machine - July 29, 2014 9:12 p.m.

    Trolling or srs bsns?
  • Jib-47 - March 3, 2014 6:07 p.m.

    Wasn't there a clay pigeon shooting game in Duck Hunt? I remember, the targets came from behind you and went off over the horizon and that stupid dog didn't pop up and laugh at you if you missed.
  • shawksta - March 3, 2014 5:25 p.m.

    Brilliant as always Justin
  • garnsr - March 3, 2014 3:38 p.m.

    Out (Not that there's anything wrong with that) Run

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