Ocarina of Time video: Forest Temple FAP

No more child Link – part four in our series of Ocarina FAPs travels seven years into the future and sees a teenage Link investigating a haunted old castle deep in the forest. Venture inside for a rather cool Zelda dungeon, as well as some of the creepiest music in the entire series.

As for the boss fight… I have a bitch of a time reflecting his energy balls. We later found out there’s a weird half-second delay introduced by the new TV we use to play games in the office. This one nuance ends up making a tough boss a huge pain in the ass, so prepare for a near-comical level of eating shit. Other than that though, it’s a pretty cool dungeon.

Next up: The Fire Temple, where this weird video delay leads to a multi-minute rant. Composure!

Ocarina of Time video: Jabu Jabu’s Belly FAP
Our video playthrough of Zelda's N64 dungeons continues, now inside of a bloated fish god


Ocarina of Time video: Dodongo's Cavern FAP
Our video playthrough of Zelda's N64 dungeons continues, this time facing down an infernal dinosaur


Ocarina of Time video: Deku Tree FAP
Our video playthrough of Zelda's N64 dungeons begins with a trip inside a dying tree


  • Miniwally - June 5, 2011 6:51 p.m.

    "Is this going to be another 45 minute video" "No" -Checks length of video-
  • mshdpotatoes - June 4, 2011 7:06 p.m.

    I always ended up missing a key somewhere, I also played this dungeon after I beat the Fire Temple (after getting to the bow first, of course).
  • Zeb364 - June 3, 2011 9:33 a.m.

    "A Triple Hat"?! Really Charlie? "A giant blurry penis."
  • fatdog12300 - June 3, 2011 1:09 a.m.

    Not a single mention of link yelling skank when he attacks?
  • TheFuryOfNick - June 2, 2011 10:52 p.m.

    Love the FAPs; they're my new favourite feature. Keep it up!
  • philipshaw - June 1, 2011 11:13 p.m.

    Can't wait to see what Brett's hate level gets to in the water temple if he is getting sort of pissed in these temples
  • A_Dirty_Joke - June 1, 2011 8:52 p.m.

    You did better than I would of.
  • R_U_Guys_From_British - June 1, 2011 4:07 p.m.

    Charlie's voice is like a velvet penis fucking my ears, gorgeous.
  • asljirk - June 1, 2011 3:36 p.m.

    When Charlie said "That's a bouncy chest," all I could think was DODONGO DODONGO DODONGO!
  • Ivegotmyawesomepantson - June 1, 2011 6:42 a.m.

    To answer Chris' question at 16:20, the fairy in a bottle did start in Link to the Past.
  • vadorsoul - June 1, 2011 3:50 a.m.

    @bobbety I highlited the address and firefox asked me if I wanted to open link. HOW MUCH DOES IT KNOW.
  • vadorsoul - June 1, 2011 3:46 a.m.

    As a DnD player I would call Link a Half-Elf. Half elf and half human that is. If I played 4e I would call link an Eladrin, but if I played 4e I would be a massive ****.
  • Yeager1122 - June 1, 2011 1:59 a.m.

    That was 46 minutes of pure awsomeness.
  • royalewithcheese - June 1, 2011 12:41 a.m.

    Correction: Awesome!
  • royalewithcheese - June 1, 2011 12:40 a.m.

  • powerpc127 - June 1, 2011 12:36 a.m.

    Is there a way to download these videos?... You know, for posterity.
  • crumbdunky - June 1, 2011 12:11 a.m.

    I rate OoT as one of the single greatest moments in ALL of gaming rehgardless of platform. however, I on't hold with the belief that ?ninty have rehashed it for every Zelda since but do hiold with the thought that we have had enough already. The 3DS version adds NOTHING iof any value to the game and the graphical gloss is patchy at best and overall pointless and mystifying at worst. Get excited if youmust but the bare fact is if you haven't already played it to death you just aren't going to care about this ANYWAY. By todays standards even the reworked ;look of the game can NEVER have the same magicaleffect the N64 version did at it'sbirth. Seeing Hyrule stretch out when you put the cart in stays with me as much as the beginning of ANY other game before o r since. Up there with HL, with Bioshock, GOW, System shock, Deus Ex or SMG or whatever game you might pray to but it's up there for the originals impact at THAT time and the way it couldn't possibly have been made any better for our minds and tech of the day. now it's different and a million games outstrip this for "WOW" moments and if you don't have the nostalgia to fall back on it's just a slightly old looking Zelda game youngsters struggle to get into. I'm not here to bury OoT 3DS but I certainly won't praise it either as I think a whole, new game would show more respect to people asked to shell out £200 for a Ninty handheld than to offer them a game that ALL of them interested in Zelda AT ALL have already played in one of it's previous guises and most likely on VC for new fans with a Wii(virtually evewry recent convert you would expect)and it takes the Ninty reliance on old franchises toa new level. This isn't like the Sony GOW or Team Ico HD collections as this is the first solid system seller(we're going to think,no?) for the 3DS and it's an OLD game with a bit of slap and that's my issue with it. It shows little respect to the great game's legacy and place in history and even less to people paying through the nose for a system that, so far, has few games of any quality to support buying it. Obviously, I'll end up cursing myself and playing the damn thing again(i'm an idiot for Metroid and Zelda)but that doesn't make what nintendo have done right or fair or even decent. A new system deserves not a GC Zelda(TP on Wii anyone) and 3DS doesn't deserve a N64classic with extra lippy. Why didn't they just make spirit Tracks even better and keep it for 3DS-tome a graphically bursting ST saved for this would have been amazing and then releasing OoT along side would have seemed less cybical and lazy-even a bit lax atm. IDK-I love the FAP vids too because I LOVE OoT but I just cannot get behind this as a business move by the big N as it stinks of being creatively lazy or, worse, empty. Even a new SSB game ould have shown more respect for early 3DS adopters and this just feels a bit like the easiest possible way out. Yeh,still going to buy and play it-idiot,double standard waving tool that I am but at least i know i'm in the wrong and I'm not sure Nintendo do.
  • 510BrotherPanda - June 1, 2011 12:05 a.m.

    Also, it's nice that you pointed out what Districts of San Francisco you guys live in, Chris and Charlie...
  • 510BrotherPanda - May 31, 2011 11:50 p.m.

    I still think the Shadow Temple's bongos and shrieking noises are creepier than the Forest Temple's theme. @Bobbety Anyone who isn't a Gerudo, Hylian, Zora, Goron, Kokiri, etc. must be human...right?
  • Bobbety - May 31, 2011 11:11 p.m.

    At the risk of sounding douchey; apparently there are humans in Zelda. According to the Zeldapedia that is...

Showing 1-20 of 36 comments

Join the Discussion
Add a comment (HTML tags are not allowed.)
Characters remaining: 5000