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Mortal Kombat video: Full Access Preview

In this episode: Brett and Mike push Street Fighter and MvC aside in favor of a brand new Mortal Kombat demo. Ice balls are tossed, baby makers are smashed and Fatalities are miserably failed before your very eyes.

The new MK demo is, for the moment, exclusive to PlayStation Plus subscribers and will arrive on regular PSN on March 15. The 360 demo will come "later," so who knows when you'll be able to sample one of Warner Bros' biggest games of the year. Why would you want a concrete date?


Above: Insert your own hilarious caption here, there must be dozens of possibilities

Mike and I are still warming up, so naturally there aren't any high-level combos or anything like that in this video. However, the mechanics clearly suggest a deep, interesting fighter that we'll want to dissect further when it releases April 19. Until then, watch the bloodiest FAP to date!

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43 comments

  • Heyexclamationpoint - March 11, 2011 12:17 a.m.

    Over here we have a phrase called "Ella es un coño/carajo!" which roughly means to "She's a daaaaamn (when you look at her from behind)/F@ck!!!!(when you see her face)"
  • marioman50 - March 10, 2011 6:12 p.m.

    I've heard of a butter face, but a butter head? That's new.
  • Cruddi - March 10, 2011 4:40 p.m.

    Johnny cage looks like he's going to motor boat what's left of her
  • Zeb364 - March 10, 2011 10:38 a.m.

    Freakin sweet! Can't wait to try the demo myself next week. PSN finally gets something first and it's after I picked up a PS3 to sit next to my 360, I can't lose. Already pre-ordered the game for 360 (and yes, I know about Kratos).
  • Sathan - March 10, 2011 5:15 a.m.

    Toasty!
  • sniperscope - March 10, 2011 2:45 a.m.

    You pounded on Mileena's vag so much you unsnapped her bikini bottom. This game looks awesome I can't wait!
  • lovinmyps3 - March 10, 2011 2:03 a.m.

    Ha! Gross. I would bang Mileena, as long as she kept her mask on.
  • claytonmiller - March 10, 2011 12:36 a.m.

    15:37: D-D-D-DEALBREAKER! Sorry, but somebody had to say it.
  • Yeager1122 - March 9, 2011 11:53 p.m.

    Super excited for this game now cant wait till demo comes to the 360.
  • GhostbustTyler - March 9, 2011 11:08 p.m.

    Shit! I just find out about this and the PSN Store is unavailable for 11 hours. This is going to kill me inside
  • TheShostopper - March 9, 2011 10:10 p.m.

    Caption: You could've just said no....
  • mastersword369 - March 9, 2011 8:20 p.m.

    Awesome. I'll probably get the demo. More FAPS please!
  • Outlander - March 9, 2011 5:21 p.m.

    Damn typo! If you are on the RIGHT SIDE it will be left down left triangle. If you are on the LEFT SIDE it will be right down right triangle.
  • Outlander - March 9, 2011 5:20 p.m.

    Great Fap! I've got my copy pre-ordered already. I wish the 360 demo would get a concrete date though... Oh, Brett. The fatalities were "changing" depending on which side of the screen you were on. For instance with Scorpions it will always be forward, down, forward, triangle in relativity to scorpion. So if you are on the left side it will be right down right. If you are on the left it will be left down right. Hope that clears things up if you hadn't figured that out already :)
  • AntistasMetroid - March 9, 2011 2:52 p.m.

    The xray p***y punch! Highlight of the whole fap! Good stuff boys! Can't wait to play this gorefest!
  • waitingforCharlietosnap - March 9, 2011 2:52 p.m.

    "I'm really glad you agreed to go to Prom with m--OH MY GOD!"
  • HowdyCowboyCheesesBurger0911 - March 9, 2011 2:17 p.m.

    I cant wait
  • Eaxis - March 9, 2011 1:35 p.m.

    picture: Great, now I don't have to put a bag over your head.
  • db1331 - March 9, 2011 1:31 p.m.

    Johnny Cage, you old sailor, you.
  • sternparez - March 9, 2011 12:33 p.m.

    looks awesome, i'd play this over MvC3

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