Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins STUPIDITY

Before the awful animated TV series, MK brought the absurdity straight-to-video

Oh, did you think Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm was the first time Sub-zero and friends assaulted the medium of animation with a big fat stupid stick? Not so! Back in 1995, MK was at the top of its game and not even a major motion picture was enough to contain the Outworldish popularity. Enter: Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins! It%26rsquo;s one of the first times I can remember a straight-to-video animated movie released to coincide with a theatrical film, and that%26rsquo;s not even the end of the new territory this hilarious heap forged on VHS and %26ndash; fuck yes! %26ndash; Laserdisc.

In addition to 55 minutes of unrelenting stupidity, MK: The Journey Begins is also features some trailblazing animation effects, showcasing a combination of traditional hand-drawn toonage with computer-generated animation... and it paid a very high price for being a pioneer. In addition to being just above-and-beyond ridiculous, this is one of the most awkward looking cartoons you%26rsquo;re likely to see starring characters you know and love.

Above: CG animation in its infancy%26hellip; glorious

I have no idea how the hell anyone could craft a piece of animation that looks like it was made using pre-Star Wars blue screen/matte effects, but Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins manages to accomplish that amazingly, and was terrible at everything else. Once again, thanks to theswitcher for editing the outlandish madness into a far more digestible ten minutes of good-natured mockery. More stupidity highlighted in screenshots below.

Above: Did he teleport behind him, or did Lui Kang just have a Scorpion-shaped idea?

Above: So that%26rsquo;s how Scorpion does it! Like Spider-man!

Above: Note the sense of scale, proximity and perspective... Now go ahead and laugh

Apr 14, 2011


Two titanic franchises collide and the fate of two idiotic, animated worlds hangs in the dumbass balance

MK%26rsquo;s gone in some strange directions once finishing the fight


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