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  • lolwizards - February 18, 2011 7:35 p.m.

    I lol'd :D
  • JeffBlacklin - February 18, 2011 7:31 p.m.

    Wii-Wii lol thats great! Does that have his side her side lubrication??
  • RamenChimera - February 18, 2011 7:14 p.m.

    @BigKingBud, did you not read the part that says all the documented data was on computers, and destroyed? Anyways, great article lol
  • Nodoudt - February 18, 2011 6:38 p.m.

    A recent finding of ancient records repeatedly make mention of an evil tyrant overlord, who only went by the alias of "Activision". Supposedly, this vile and sinister figure shamelessly went about killing off it's loyal subjects for it's own personal gain, and was eventually left to die in a "blizzard". Apparently, it's final days had it "calling" for what appears to have been it's only ally, someone named "Duty".
  • Cloudlv6 - February 18, 2011 5:50 p.m.

    ROFL Primitive Birth Control....Wii, Wii...
  • Howetzer - February 18, 2011 5:27 p.m.

    Wow 2012 you say huh? Dang you going off the mayan calander or something? Also, you really decided NOT to do anything with the playstation Move wand? I applaud your self will.
  • RavielDeSilverlake - February 18, 2011 5:11 p.m.

    Nah, you forgot the Honda Cub 50.
  • CancerMan - February 18, 2011 5:03 p.m.

    Very funny
  • oddprophet - February 18, 2011 4:32 p.m.

    I always figured if people from the nuclear future saw a CD and didn't know what it was that (considering the number of them that were produced) they would would mistake them for some kind of primitive weapon... I mean, there may be no digital entertainment around and they probably have never seen any movies but they still have Tron right?
  • scheherezade11 - February 18, 2011 4:31 p.m.

    @jackthemenace N64 Expansion Pack. Some of the later games needed more RAM than the 64 had internally.
  • JADENkOTOR - February 18, 2011 4:17 p.m.

    You may have a future in fiction writing... funny shit.
  • Japanaman - February 18, 2011 4:17 p.m.

    Are you serious?!! The internet will provide all the infomration anyone will need for years! Do you expect an EMP to wipe out every computer on Earth or something?
  • ShortFuse - February 18, 2011 4:16 p.m.

    I like the Pikmin-esque names/descriptions!
  • boxmeizter - February 18, 2011 4:15 p.m.

    Have you been watching Glorious by Eddie Izzard? A small segment of the show reminded me of your intro. Hilarious!
  • jackthemenace - February 18, 2011 4:12 p.m.

    LOVE IT! But, erm... WTH is the cheesegrater one? D: I'm only 16!!!
  • BaraChat - February 18, 2011 4:02 p.m.

    @NeelEvil Amen.
  • EffinChrys - February 18, 2011 3:34 p.m.

    Hahaha I remember having to get the N64 Expansion Pack to play Donkey Kong 64 (among other games), and saying to myself, "Wow look at the 'better' graphics!"
  • bobbybroccoli - February 18, 2011 3:34 p.m.

    Hah. The psp one is true even today.
  • FrozenImplosion - February 18, 2011 3:27 p.m.

    What a cool idea for an article! Great job, GR!
  • Sinsational - February 18, 2011 3:26 p.m.

    @Sweetwater: FAIL! Anyways. Great article. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go grab my rubber sheathe so my wii-wii doesn't impregnate my girlfriend during sex.

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