If video games were candy bars

Last year, we ran a feature where we turned popular videogames into chocolate bars. The comments on that feature were so choc-full of great ideas, we thought we'd revisit it and give them the same treatment. We've given each contributor a shout-out, so you can tell them how witty and clever you think they are.

And so to the chocolate - which one would you eat first?

Above: Suggested by Dexsus

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01 Mar, 2010

If videogames were... candy bars?
Our original feature. With Pika-chew!


Bikes in Gears of War 2
And in LocoRoco and Street Fighter IV... kind of


Game characters zombified
Just in case you haven't had enough Photoshop yet


  • FinderKeeper - March 5, 2010 8:27 p.m.

    @mgkyo666: Assassin's Crunch Call of Chocolate:Modern Wafer Those two are full of yummy win :-d I hope you get credited when they do Part 3!
  • CLEIP - March 3, 2010 11:27 p.m.

    Mentos prime... Halo: Chocolate evolved... Metal Gear: Fudge of liberty/ Fudge of the patriots...
  • waffledragon33 - March 3, 2010 11:20 p.m.

    zombies ate my butterfinger
  • RainingAdam - March 3, 2010 10:55 p.m.

    Either "Ethan Mars Bar" or "Heavy Fudge"!
  • Spybreak8 - March 3, 2010 11:26 a.m.

    My favorite is Wafer Race, haha.
  • Tygerclaws - March 3, 2010 9:10 a.m.

    Tales of Choconia....Skies of Arcrunch...Sweetkoden...Infinite Yumdiscovery...Advent Nomming...Chrono Crunch (100% Guaranteed not to be Ceased or Desisted!)...The Elder 'Rolls (like Fruit Rolls!)...Pokemon White/Dark (Awwww yeeeaah. Gotta crunch 'em all, baby!)
  • Dexsus - March 3, 2010 8:33 a.m.

    w00t? I got a mention in an article? And it was first? Colour me flattered but wheres my cookie?
  • civver - March 3, 2010 3:10 a.m.

    Hell yeah Creme Fortress.
  • TrollMan - March 2, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    is it me or does cream fortress sounds like porn
  • ItzPorter - March 2, 2010 7:33 p.m.

    SUPER MARIO GALAXY CHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • philipshaw - March 2, 2010 1:58 p.m.

    Funny feature. I would buy a pack of Skittle Big Planet
  • Migglez - March 2, 2010 5:36 a.m.

    oh oh Ban-Chew and Kazooie (gum)
  • Cwf2008 - March 2, 2010 5:09 a.m.

    @xboxrulez: Go hang yourself and do us all a favor... Chocolatestations Pacific? Tom Clancy's CHOC...umm Modern Creamfare
  • thegoose - March 2, 2010 3:41 a.m.

    world of smorecraft
  • mgkyo666 - March 2, 2010 3:25 a.m.

    xboxrulez, the bane of an xbox fan's existence... OK, lemme see: God of Wafers Assassin's Crunch Call of Chocolate:Modern Wafer Blanka Ballz(Inspired by Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls lol) Mass Eclaires That's all I can think of
  • gopikmin - March 2, 2010 2:45 a.m.

    how about pik pak. it is pikmin version of kit kat. and M.E.G. Massive Eating Goodness
  • soccerclownking - March 2, 2010 2:28 a.m.

    Not a candy bar but, still a food product : "Half Life Cereal"?
  • TwilightBlaze - March 2, 2010 2:23 a.m.

    Kingdom Chocolate Hearts, with Bio Choc following an extremely close second.
  • Ottacon45 - March 2, 2010 2:22 a.m.

    wat about maltesers 2, wafer n creme? lol mercs reference there... or protocrunch, or eye of fudgement? man i need to get out more lol, n if any1 cares my psn is Ottacon45
  • GameManiac - March 2, 2010 1:55 a.m.

    All of a sudden, I feel hungry for Bran Turismo and Kingdom Chocolate Hearts. Maybe I shouldn't comment when hungry...

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