• francois-dara-santos - August 28, 2014 1:08 p.m.

    This is fucking hysterical!!! =)))))
  • TreyTable - April 22, 2014 2:25 p.m.

    The Dual Book was good, but I still want a 3DB XL.
  • srijit-sen - December 26, 2013 11:02 p.m.

    why is my comment being classified as spam... i just said i would never be able to read a book without laughing again since i would be remembering this article every time.
  • Darklurkr23 - December 25, 2013 9:20 a.m.

    Only in a world of Horror.
  • ParagonT - December 25, 2013 9 a.m.

    Had to log in to comment of the brilliance of this article. Great job!
  • rxb - September 2, 2013 3:31 p.m.

    Great work Towelly, the dual book was amazing.
  • Mexiflan - August 31, 2013 1:22 p.m.

  • winner2 - August 30, 2013 6:10 p.m.

    I snorted at the tv reporter slide, this article is brilliant
  • FireTisane - August 30, 2013 11:21 a.m.

    This is why I love coming to this site. It's because of your brilliant MF'ers right here.
  • el_paladin - August 30, 2013 8:06 a.m.

    Another great article by GR! I particularly like the dual-book book and its successor which is almost an exact description of the 2DS....oh wait.....
  • CitizenWolfie - August 30, 2013 1:26 a.m.

    - Arcades would be Libraries, with legendary readers scrawling their fastest read times on the walls. - Donkey Kong wouldn't have an ending to the story. You would only get so far and then Jump Man dies. - EA books would only contain every other chapter and you'd have to pay extra for the rest. - Metal Gear Solid 4 would have a bit where you have to turn the pages really fast towards the end.
  • Rub3z - August 29, 2013 11:43 p.m.

    Reading the excerpt on slide 2, man... I just HATE it when that happens! I feel like I'm on a power-trip from grabbing a pellet, saying "YEAH BITCH YOU BETTER RUN! I ALREADY GOT YOUR RED FRIEND, YEAH, YOU'RE NEXT BITCH!" And as the pellet's time nears its close and the ghosts flash, I just know, "Come on, there's enough time to get this one, COME ON! YEAH! I'M GONNA WAKA-WAKA YOUR GHOST-ASS INTO... UHHH... GHOST-OBLIVION! YEAH!" And as I near him, closer and closer, suddenly, the power-pellet wails to its end, followed by the weeooo-weeooo-weeooo-weeooo of my death. And lots of swearing.
  • Hobogonigal - August 29, 2013 10:38 p.m.

    This article was absolutely hilarious!!! Bravo Towell, bravo!
  • BaraChat - August 29, 2013 8:35 p.m.

    Epic stuff, probably the best thing I've read in weeks. Keep up the great work.
  • g1rldraco7 - August 29, 2013 8:16 p.m.

    Lovely article and yet I don't think I could handle being in a world without Video-games. Who reads books anymore? Still this definitely got my mind going so thank you :)
  • n00b - August 29, 2013 4:45 p.m.

    "TV news reporters don't read books" this is genius and probably true
  • mentalityljs - August 29, 2013 4:02 p.m.

    After waiting 3 years for it's sequal, I finally went out and bought this highly anticipated read. But to my disappointment, some of the pages were scrambled and were impossible to read. That was 7 months ago and the publishers still haven't released an fixed copy of the pages. And I'm out $30 :(
  • theguyinthecloset - August 29, 2013 3:48 p.m.

    Articles like this are the reson of my loyalty to GR. I came for the guides and stayed for the wittyness! I especialy like your articles Justin.

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