• FiragaShark - July 7, 2009 4:04 a.m.

    I'd love a Sackboy! I'd also love a Prince of the Cosmos. Basically non existent defenses (diminutive stature) but sh*t loads of Attack ('cause he's able to push like 500km balls)
  • vitoruss - July 7, 2009 2:55 a.m.

    Is it just me or doesn't Master Chief stand at 12 feet tall? That's what the first game's strategy guide says. And he has that shield so his defense should be higher. Doesn't matter much, as I've abandoned Halo after the second game's disappointment. Great article, otherwise.
  • waffledragon33 - July 7, 2009 1:43 a.m.

  • CH3BURASHKA - July 7, 2009 12:56 a.m.

    Awesome. A bit disappointed that the cards don't look like the real Pokemon cards. Perhaps someone could photoshop some?
  • noobeater - July 6, 2009 9:06 p.m.

    lol this stuff is GREAT!!
  • venomman01 - July 6, 2009 4:50 a.m.

    sora ftw! P.S How does lara croft weigh 130 pounds?
  • J-spit - July 6, 2009 2:03 a.m.

    rofl for "teetees"!
  • lovinmyps3 - July 5, 2009 9:13 p.m.

    Haha I love the Sheva one. "Steal ammo", haha what a b***h.
  • Vanguard3321 - July 5, 2009 6:39 p.m.

    I would pick Sackboy and Gordon Freeman, it would be a fearsome combination. :D
  • thebunnyman1 - July 5, 2009 5:04 p.m.

    i'd make my kasumi use mesmeise on me
  • Life - July 5, 2009 4:53 a.m.

    Cousin! TEETEES!!!
  • RandomIdoit - July 5, 2009 1:15 a.m.

    oh, I almost forgot... @clucky120: yes, but that item may make your Master Cheif die randomly from a 10-year-old kid who then calls you a n00b. After that, you have to find a Respawning Point, or catch him again.
  • MGS4SolidSnake - July 4, 2009 10:31 p.m.

    Demonflare - 14 minutes 25 seconds ago Not a funny or clever article to me. I love Pokemon so much. The episodes sux though. lol whaaa how old r u 8
  • MGS4SolidSnake - July 4, 2009 10:28 p.m.

    i like snakes cut scene and sackboys mimic
  • beastieguy - July 4, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    on marcus fenix how dose cussing out the pokemon make it fall asleep??
  • Demonflare - July 4, 2009 10:14 p.m.

    Not a funny or clever article to me. I love Pokemon so much. The episodes sux though.
  • Shane1403 - July 4, 2009 4:26 p.m.

    this is great you have to make more
  • DeadGirls - July 4, 2009 1:36 a.m.

    This underlines one of the main things I don't get about Pokemon. Of all the cool or interesting coatings you could put on a game like this, why would you choose the fucking lame baby monster bullshit. I have to question the taste of anyone over the age of twelve who plays the games.
  • Defguru7777 - July 4, 2009 1:13 a.m.

    This is one of your best articles in my opinion. I'd love to see a follow-up to this. My highlights include: Agent Washington - Rip Your Balls Off Sonic - Crap Stone to turn into Werehog Solid Snake - Cut-scene
  • ArcturusMengsk - July 4, 2009 12:53 a.m.

    Freeman all the way baby.

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