Didn't we have new screenshots from GTA 5 yesterday? Yes, we did. But you don't understand - these are NEW Grand Theft Auto V screenshots, so it doesn't matter when the last lot came. Those are old news. We will toss them to one side and eagerly pore over the new ones, that's just the way things go. So let's get poring.
The screens look great - even better than yesterday's fighter plane. Check out these dirtbikes. With that depth of field effect and beautiful lighting, you've got yourself a game that surely looks way too good to be from regular gameplay in Rockstar's biggest open-world environment to date. Must be the PC version?
Above: Dirtbikes aren't new to GTA, but they've never looked anything like this
Then there's Tennis. We're not quite as enthralled by this one, although the lighting is again, superb. Previous GTA games have allowed the player to take part in various sporting activites (we want to see a return of the Demolition Derby arena from San Andreas), so maybe we'll be serving up an ace or two here in the hopefully not-too-distant future.
Above: Strawberries and cream DLC is unannounced at this time... though it sounds like some kind of Rockstar double entendre anyway
And then there's this one - paragliding. Look at the quality of that environment! And also how the guy doing the gliding looks more like the bloke being chased through the alleyway in the trailer than the suited chap we picked out as flying the plane yesterday.
Above: Sweet mother, that looks beautiful
Rockstar just loves to keep us guessing. But an announcement of even a release window wouldn't go amiss. We're not going to beg. Nah, scratch that. Please can we have a release date, Rockstar?
Source: Rockstar Games