As dire a cum-com as ever shot its load on a cinema screen, this rancid sex romp sees Dane 'Employee Of The Month' Cook as Charlie, a single dentist whose bizarre affliction – his partners all find true love after jumping his bones – means he gets more poon than George Clooney. When he meets accident-prone penguin specialist Jessica Alba, however, he realises his penis will have to stay in his pants if they are ever to enjoy a lasting relationship. Then again, he could try to break the curse by shagging a fat girl… “I think I have a cavity!” simpers one of Cook’s hottie patients, setting the vulgar tone for a flaccid farce whose stupidity is equalled only by its rampant misogyny. Those Farrelly Brothers have a lot to answer for…
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